-> "Dry Tone"
Original Song Title:
"Cyclone"
Original Performer:
Baby Bash ft. T-Pain & Mickaël Zibi
Parody Song Title:
"Dry Tone"
The Lyrics
Oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh (oh-oh), oh-oh (oh-oh)
Blah-na-na-na-na (blah-na-na-na-na)
A highly dry tone (hey, hey)
You need to stop it with the dry tone
'Cause the times you choose to do it are quite wrong (whoo!)
I facepalm, followed up with an eyeroll
Because you wrecked the convo with your dry tone (hey)
Your stupid dry tone (whoo!)
I'm beggin', stop it with the dry tone
'Cause the times you choose to use it are quite wrong (whoo!)
I groan hard then I add one more eyeroll
Because you trashed the convo with your dry tone (hey)
Your bloody dry tone
Ev'rything's a bummer because you are a sucker
Of any emotions, think your brain has a plunger
I know that you don't hate the world, so it's a stunner
When each sentence you've said rumbles lower than dead lumber
I've tried explainin' calmly why we're lookin' at you oddly
Hard to tell if this folly was a mistake, if so, stop me
The words that you just told me might be congratulatory
But the way they came out was the opposite story
I say "Say that again?" hopin' this time will be better
It seems that that was dumb, cause your voice ain't spring weather
Never shifts round and twists, no, it's more akin to summer
The same thing beatin' down in a way that's a bummer (hey, hey)
You need to stop it with the dry tone
'Cause the times you choose to do it are quite wrong (whoo!)
Face, meet palm, then it's gon' do an eyeroll
Because you stopped the convo with your dry tone (hey)
Your friggin' dry tone (whoo!)
I'm pleadin', stop it with the dry tone
'Cause the times you choose to use it are quite wrong (whoo!)
I grunt hard in sync with a fresh eyeroll
Because you blew the convo with your dry tone (hey)
Your frickin' dry tone (dry tone)
Have to ask if your voicebox needs to be fine-tuned (have to ask)
Cause all of your sentences have that dry croon (have to ask)
Like a Clint Eastwood character at high noon (have to ask)
You said "Where's dinner?", bandits might die soon
A bit frustrated, lean to hate, but I want to be learnin'
Might sound like an asshat if I've messed up discernin' (asshat)
A friend on the spectrum, won't mock for that, hell no
You've checked? You're not? Fine, then what the hell's broke? (hey, hey)
You need to stop it with the dry tone
'Cause the times you choose to do it are quite wrong (whoo!)
Might facepalm while I'm doin' my eyeroll
Because you broke the convo with your dry tone (hey)
Your bleedin' dry tone (whoo!)
I'm beggin', stop it with the dry tone
'Cause the times you choose to use it are quite wrong (whoo!)
Sighin' hard in between some more eyerolls
Because you crashed the convo with your dry tone (hey, hey)
Your frickin' dry tone (hey)
Though your face looks real happy or sad (whoo!)
Your voice won't switch from one that's so drab (whoo!)
Got expression changes, but you still go like
Rowr-rowr-rowr-r-rowr-r-rowr-rowr-rowr, ay-ay
Drives me crazy (oh), thinkin' maybe (oh)
It's some kinda prank to make me just grumble like
Rowr-rowr-rowr-r-rowr-r-rowr-rowr-rowr (oh-oh)
You need to stop it with the dry tone
'Cause the times you choose to do it are quite wrong (whoo!)
I'll facepalm, this time after an eyeroll
Because you sank the convo with your dry tone (hey)
Your stupid dry tone (whoo!)
I'm pleadin', stop it with the dry tone
'Cause the times you choose to use it are quite wrong (whoo!)
Grumble hard while settin' off more eyerolls
Because you halt the convo with your dry tone (hey)
Your bloody dry tone
Rowr-rowr-rowr-r-rowr-r-rowr-rowr-rowr
Rowr-rowr-rowr-r-rowr-r-rowr-rowr-rowr
Rowr-rowr-rowr-r-rowr-r-rowr-rowr-rowr-rowr
Ay-ay
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