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One Direction

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Doing something not on the up-and-up requires stealth, subtlety, not being as obvious as something incredibly obvious...
Swore you'd never be the type for causin' drama
Way you're actin', see, makes me pause just like a comma
It stands out easily like some polka-dot llama
And I know that sounds dumb, been struck dumb tonight
Because I saw you inside the wrong room
Lookin' far more than just curious, oh, yeah-eah
Tell me what you were in there lookin' for
Don't dare deflect or I'll get furious

'Cause to my eyes, you look like the worst robber, it's true
There in plain sight, I don't even have to search for clues
May be swearin' it's something else, that's a rich one from you
Because you look suspect, look really suspect, it's true
No alibi that you try could make my arse calm down
Because the sight is so plain, I'm shocked your clothes aren't blue now
But you're dressed in black from head to toe, I have zero doubt
That you're lookin' suspect, really damn suspect, spill the beans right now

Not a really pretty picture when I barged in
As I heard some sounds, what did I expect? Not this
I caught you in a frozen pose, you were tiptoein'
Like a cartoon made for children aged five to nine
Mess of objects strewn all across the room
There's a small breeze, which is curious, oh, yeah-eah
Don't blame the wind for the mess, 'cause I'm sure
The bedsheet rope makes the truth obvious

Can't wait 'til I hear the world's most flimsy-ass excuse
For just why I saw you rummagin' around this room
With no mask or balaclava to hide the fact it's you
Makes you look real suspect, look really suspect, it's true
Please tell me why on your back you've got a bag real round
Wonder if I took a look inside, what things would be found?
You're so obvious, you should be stealin' burgers from clowns
Incredibly suspect, lookin' real suspect, please explain right now

Well, I can't lie, this is somethin' that I will laugh about
Oh-oh, yeah-eah
Don't think I haven't seen your eyes move like someone else is around
That's really suspect, all you do is suspect

See your eyes makin' signals all around the room
It's all that I can do to not laugh out loud, 'cause you
Are so lackin' in true subtlety, I know what they'll do
'Cause you're actin' suspect, really damn suspect, it's true
Punch to the side and the sneak attack has failed right now
Not hard to spy your accomplice, nothing has been in doubt
Might as well have yelled "QUICK, GET HIM!", body language is loud
Hence why you look suspect, impeccably suspect, so just give up now

With catlike tread, upon our prey we steal!

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