Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
No spare spot of pavement in the lot

Circles, we're goin' round in
Can't find a park, I'm frowni-in'
Not one in sight, whole place is blocked
Wouldn't care if this was Starbucks
With 30 spots to fill u-up
This is a multi-level lot

Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
Can't find any pavement here to park

Ascending and descending
Seems our search is unendi-ing
Wait, one park's open! Over there, man! Move!
Crap, seems that park was fakin'
A Mini was contained i-in
It was a trick, try Level 2

Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
Can't find (where?)
Parking (where?)
Still drive (where?)
This stinks (where?)

Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
Bigwig's parks are vacant, there, can't park
Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
Ev'ry piece of pavement here is clogged
It's lame

Woah-oh-oh
Woah-oh-oh
Can't find (where?)
Parks, see (where?)
My mind (where?)
It freaks (where?)

Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
Getting quite impatient, mind is lost
Not one park is vacant (blows)
No parks here that are vacant
Think I've said that statement quite a lot (it's a tad redundant)
Not one park is vacant (come on)
No parks here that are vacant (might be looking for weeks)
Just want to buy bacon at the store (I'm getting really hungry)
Not one park is vacant (ain't found shit)
No parks here that are vacant (might park in the store)
No surprise I'm ragin' quite a lot