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Song Parodies -> "Not One Park Is Vacant"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

Original Performer:

Twisted Sister

Parody Song Title:

"Not One Park Is Vacant"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dudes can't find a feckin' park. Enjoy!
Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
No spare spot of pavement in the lot

Circles, we're goin' round in
Can't find a park, I'm frowni-in'
Not one in sight, whole place is blocked
Wouldn't care if this was Starbucks
With 30 spots to fill u-up
This is a multi-level lot

Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
Can't find any pavement here to park

Ascending and descending
Seems our search is unendi-ing
Wait, one park's open! Over there, man! Move!
Crap, seems that park was fakin'
A Mini was contained i-in
It was a trick, try Level 2

Can't find (where?)
Parking (where?)
Still drive (where?)
This stinks (where?)

Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
Bigwig's parks are vacant, there, can't park
Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
Ev'ry piece of pavement here is clogged
It's lame

Can't find (where?)
Parks, see (where?)
My mind (where?)
It freaks (where?)

Not one park is vacant
No parks here that are vacant
Getting quite impatient, mind is lost
Not one park is vacant (blows)
No parks here that are vacant
Think I've said that statement quite a lot (it's a tad redundant)
Not one park is vacant (come on)
No parks here that are vacant (might be looking for weeks)
Just want to buy bacon at the store (I'm getting really hungry)
Not one park is vacant (ain't found shit)
No parks here that are vacant (might park in the store)
No surprise I'm ragin' quite a lot

Seriously though, if you drive a smaller car like a Beetle or a Mini, do the park-searching a favour and don't park all the way in and give us all false hope.

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Pacing: 4.6
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Patrick - March 11, 2015 - Report this comment
This is one predicament I can definitely relate to. And you have picked the perfect angry melody to convey it. There have been a few times when I have just given up on something I wanted to do when all the parking spots were filled and I didn't think one would ever open. This would make a great road-rage video. The only thing that makes me angrier than a garage with no parking, is a highway that turns into a parking lot.
Motorist - March 12, 2015 - Report this comment
Worse is last space either double parked, over the line, or filled with shopping carts. 555

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