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Song Parodies -> "Get Off The Phone!"

Original Song Title:

"Answer The Phone"

Original Performer:

Sugar Ray

Parody Song Title:

"Get Off The Phone!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I thought I'd break up my Artistry a bit. Round 6 was food, Round 7 was food, Round 8 was food, and now Round 9 is...annoying assholes who won't get off the freaking phone. Just to shake things up a bit.
Hooray! Tonight is pizza night
Though it's not what my roomate likes
He never likes the part where I order them
He's always yakking on the phone
He thinks the phone's for him alone
We don't have mobiles, so I just yell to him:

GET OFF THE PHONE! Or pizza's postponed
And when I turn around, don't start talking again, yakking again
GET OFF THE PHONE! I swear that you're stoned
Cuz no matter what I throw, you keep yakking on, keep blabbing on

When cooking tea or working out
You always seem to talk about
Something that can wait 'till I don't need to call
When bringing in your camping gear
Or simply sitting on your rear
I swear that phone's glued to your ear
Please hang up

GET OFF THE PHONE! And don't you say no
And do not say that you don't know how many times, that I have said
GET OFF THE PHONE! Don't say 'I'm alone!'
I'M still here, you fat load! So hang up right now, hang up right now

I practice darts with knives using your picture while you are talking
I practice making nine diff'rent kinds of cake while you are yakking
I practice, nine 'till five, going round the bend while you are blabbing

I remember the day that I bought that phone
I thought I could get food delivered home
But one day, you decided to ring Ol' Don
And before I knew it, you were on that damn phone all night long!

GET OFF THE PHONE! I need to phone home
It's about time that you know, you're pissing me off, pissing me off
GET OFF THE PHONE! If you moan and groan
I'm gonna get you alone, then bash you face in, bash your face in

Bash your face in, smash your face in
Then punch your gut in, kick your gut in
I'm gonna knee your nuts in, drive your nuts in
Then slam your face in, shoot your face in
What will the next Artistry round bring?

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 8

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Jack Wilson - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! 5s
Matthias - August 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Me thinks it's time to get a cell phone.
Agrimorfee - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Two "phoney" tunes in this round! Who's gonna get the ringy-dingy?! I liked yours, but not as much as mine. :)
Rex - September 02, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) My, such violence in the name of pizza. :-) Good job capturing a stereotype most of us have had to deal with at some point.
Below Average Dave - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) . . .GET OFF THE PHONE! I swear that you're stoned. . .your best line. . .Good thing we can order pizza online now, at least here in the states. . .sounds like it would benefit you quite a bit though.
Mikey Squirrel - September 13, 2007 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wow, someone needs to order their pizza badly! Very funny stuff, Conqueror.
Guy - November 16, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC4 (G) This could make one hooked on phon-e-tics. Your roomy sounds like a phonatic. Order his half with pineapple, banana, and anchovies.
Agrimorfee - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4) *69
Below Average Dave ( - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABCG) Um . . .Ditto:)
Matthias - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I LOVE this original song, and you still need to get you a cell phone.
Kristof Robertson - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC4-G) This is a stupendous bit of writing, bobpie! Excellent rhymage and a real sense of fun. 555+
stuart mcarthur - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
whoa, turned nasty there at the end, bobpie, although I can well understand it, and from what dark experiential nightmares did "When bringing in your camping gear" come from - lol - I think you're on the up, bobpie - this was great - loved all the "oan" rhymes - 555
Mikey Squirrel - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC- Commented before, still very funny suff.

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