The Lyrics
There's one thing that gets me riled up, like big time
More than LMFAO, it's much more shite
When one day the weather's hot enough
To melt my balls, but it rains (what?)
The rain has been on and off for days, really
The weatherman has kinda gone insane, badly
Cause none of his predections stay the same
Each day "It's freezing, it's real hot, it's windy, I don't know!"
Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh
I thought he said it would be nice
But oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh
Each time, it's hot again, it's cold again
I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
I-I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
On one day, the sun will blaze, but the next day, I'll freeze
So I-I can never, ever, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
Nope, never
It really gets on my nerves ev'ry time
Mother Nature yo-yo's weather, isn't right
And when I'm sweating in my sleep, there's hail outside
That is bullshit, is Ma Nature trolling or high?
Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh
I'd look it up on their website
But oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh
It's, like a plethora of question marks
I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
I-I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
Won't make plans with my friends, cancelled ev'ry plan, you see
Cause I-I can never, ever, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
Oh oh oh
I still have beef with autumn, winter and summer
But those seasons pale with damn spring weather
"Uggh...so Steve calls me up and he's, like "Wanna hang, dude?"
And I'm, like..."No, thanks...I mean, it may look pleasant right now, but
You can never friggin' trust spring weather" Like, never"
(Noooo!)
I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
I-I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
First it's hot, and then it's not, and then there's fog, oh geez
Yeah, I-I can never, ever, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
I (Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh)
Cannot trust spring weather
I-I (Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh)
No, I can't trust spring weather
I won't risk that muggy shit, I'm stayin' inside, see
Cause I-I can never, ever, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather