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Song Parodies -> "I Can Never Ever Friggin' Trust Spring Weather"

Original Song Title:

"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"

Original Performer:

Taylor Swift

Parody Song Title:

"I Can Never Ever Friggin' Trust Spring Weather"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Shine Brighter" self-challenge. I don't know what spring's like for you guys in America, but down here it's completely random, And like in video games, the Random Number God hates your guts. Enjoy!
There's one thing that gets me riled up, like big time
More than LMFAO, it's much more shite
When one day the weather's hot enough
To melt my balls, but it rains (what?)
The rain has been on and off for days, really
The weatherman has kinda gone insane, badly
Cause none of his predections stay the same
Each day "It's freezing, it's real hot, it's windy, I don't know!"

Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh
I thought he said it would be nice
But oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh
Each time, it's hot again, it's cold again

I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
I-I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
On one day, the sun will blaze, but the next day, I'll freeze
So I-I can never, ever, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather

Nope, never

It really gets on my nerves ev'ry time
Mother Nature yo-yo's weather, isn't right
And when I'm sweating in my sleep, there's hail outside
That is bullshit, is Ma Nature trolling or high?

Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh
I'd look it up on their website
But oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh
It's, like a plethora of question marks

I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
I-I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
Won't make plans with my friends, cancelled ev'ry plan, you see
Cause I-I can never, ever, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather

Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah
Oh oh oh

I still have beef with autumn, winter and summer
But those seasons pale with damn spring weather

"Uggh...so Steve calls me up and he's, like "Wanna hang, dude?"
And I'm, like..."No, thanks...I mean, it may look pleasant right now, but
You can never friggin' trust spring weather" Like, never"

(Noooo!)
I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
I-I can never, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
First it's hot, and then it's not, and then there's fog, oh geez
Yeah, I-I can never, ever, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather

I (Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh)
(Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh)
Cannot trust spring weather
I-I (Oooooh-oo ooh, ooh, ooh)
No, I can't trust spring weather
I won't risk that muggy shit, I'm stayin' inside, see
Cause I-I can never, ever, ever, ever friggin' trust spring weather
To be fair, there is one thing that I know won't happen in Spring: snow! Not that that happens at all down here...also: autumn (aw-tm) is what you guys creatively call "fall".

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Old Man Ribber - January 16, 2013 - Report this comment
And the sad part is that it's still winter! ;D
Wendy Christopher - January 17, 2013 - Report this comment
I know the feeling! The UK's Daily Express tries to 'help' by dividing all our weather into two neat categories for its front-page headlines: "THERE'S A BLIZZARD COMING AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE" or "THERE'S A HEATWAVE COMING AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE." Which is a great way to considerably lower their average of getting it right... A great job on an OS that's harder to pace than it looks, and very funny. Hope this 555 brightens up your Spring :^)
Keek - January 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Brilliant, love it!

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