-> "Pinocchio (A Quite a Long Nose)"
Original Song Title:
"Tokyo (Vampires & Wolves)"
Parody Song Title:
"Pinocchio (A Quite a Long Nose)"
The Lyrics
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
I'm sure you know this
Story's been told a thousand times
'Bout how a man makes
A puppet to be his child
Soon, he breathes, well, kinda, maybe, say
Let's not all freak 'bout the details
It's the story you all know
That bratty bark Pinocchio
Where he talks out of his arse near constantly (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
But the Blue Fairy who gave him life (ah-ah)
Gave him a tell so that ev'ry time he lied
He would have quite a long nose, maybe with leaves (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Depends on how one does the scene
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Talking cricket
Reminds the boy "Don't be a dick"
Gets death by mallet
Don't worry, it's not permanent
Yes, Disney cut that bit in their take
There's enough scenes to scar the brain
Rare to find folks who don't know
The living bark Pinocchio
Just the premise and the bloody donkey scene (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Teach the children that they should live right (ah-ah)
Not literal jackasses, now there's a fright
Oh, and the quite a long nose when he deceives (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
In pop culture, it's just those three
The monster beneath the deep sea
Brings Geppetto right back to his seed
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Now a real boy, yes, it's so
No longer bark Pinocchio
Pity all those other boys are still donkeys (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
But aside from that, it's turned out fine (ah-ah)
And also the Coachman douche won't do jail time
At least the quite a long nose will not be seen (ah-ah-ah)
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah, ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Let's hope the lesson sticks, we'll see
Ah-ah, ah-ah
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