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Song Parodies -> "Rewound"

Original Song Title:

"Right Round"

Original Performer:

Flo Rida

Parody Song Title:

"Rewound"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Blame It On The Pop" self-challenge. Guy who lives his life by the schedule has all his clocks mysteriously break down. Because reasons. Enjoy!
I need my clocks rewound, rewound
Cause they've wound down, my schedule's gone down
All my clocks need rewindin' now
Cause they've wound down, I'm in deep shit now

Hey
No workin' clocks, it's a bugger
Especially when I got places to go
I set my life by the second
So I cannot take it when I lose control
Clock in the dinin' room's frozen
The one in my bathroom is runnin' too slow
I'd've preferred some consistency though
Would've made fixin' 'em easier, bro
And I have zero knowledge
When it comes to fixin' things, ain't my real power
That'd be runnin' around
And panickin' cause I might've lost some hours
I wish that I didn't lose the instructions
And by "lose" I mean "set on fire"
When it comes to problems, I've had more dire
Ones, but now I'm worried 'bout my egg timer
Blows...

I need my clocks rewound, rewound
Cause they've wound down, pisses me off now
All my clocks need rewindin' now
Cause they've wound down, I'm kinda screwed now

Clockwork or digital, they ain't workin' now
Wish I could fix 'em, but I don't know how
Likely to just make it worse anyhow
Need 'em rewound now
I could call an expert to get 'em fixed now
That's a solution that might work, but now
Not really thinkin' I'm just runnin' round
Need 'em rewound now

Hey
This screws up all of my plans
They're timed to the second cause I'm kinda mad
'Bout half of my clocks are too slow, it's a drag
Worse than videogame lag
The rest are too fast or got frozen hands
The digital ones they just flash
Like they're the bomb in some mad villain's plan
And I just cut the right wire, oh man
This is crazy, fix 'em today, see but I'm not brainy
Enough to fix 'em, I told ya
And I can't pay a technician's wage
I'm sorry, man, I can't afford ya
My mind is frayed, all this time I've wasted, might as well throw out my folder
Of things to do today, wish I was bolder
To wing it, but by my schedule I'm lorded
Sucks....

I need my clocks rewound, rewound
Cause they've wound down, schedule's thrown off now
All my clocks need rewindin' now
Cause they've wound down, I'm really boned now

Wish that I could afford a technician now
To repair all of the clocks that broke down
But as I have no cash, that plan is out
Need 'em rewound now
If I only had one or two clocks around
This wouldn't be such a big problem now
But as I have sev'ral hund'red around
I'm feelin' down now

Yeah
How could this've happened? (Aye!)
How'd I lose control? (Aye!)
That isn't like me
To skip maintenance, no
This must be sabotage! (Aye!)
Some dick must've gone round
Breakin' my clocks 'n'
Bustin my watches
Just so I'd need them rewound, wound
Wound, wound, wound, wound, wound, wound, wound, wound
Wound, wound, wound, wound, wound, wound, wound, wound

I need my clocks rewound, rewound
Cause they've wound down, screwed up my plans now
All my clocks need rewindin' now
Cause they've wound down, I'm in deep crap now (Aye!)
I need my clocks rewound, rewound (Aye!)
Cause they've wound down, it kinda sucks now (Aye!)
All my clocks need rewindin' now (Aye!)
Cause they've wound down, I'm freakin' out now

This'd be an interesting origin for the Clock King, now that I think about it. All it's really missing is an important event that the broken clocks caused him to miss that ruins him. And then Batman shows up. Because Batman

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