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Song Parodies -> "Repo, Don't Take"

Original Song Title:

"Rico Suave"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gerardo

Parody Song Title:

"Repo, Don't Take"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Oh noes, the repo men have come to take my liver! Wait, no, just all of my material possessions. That's still pretty bad!
Repo
Don't take
Repo
Don't take

I'm sorry, but I see no documents on your part, so
I'm gonna need an intro to your boss, you can't go
And barge in without knockin', could be wearin' zero
Hope that image makes you freeze, bro
Leave my Nintendo stuff there alone
You can't just throw the systems haphazardly, that won't go
They're mine, I paid for 'em, I keep all of my receipts with me
Take your hands off my Yoshi
I'm not like other folks who wonder why you'd go
Take what they own when they plain don't
No stupid-ass twist like that, I know I own my crap
For just this kind of circumstance
So please don't touch my boots or my runners
You've got no reason, I didn't stutter
There's no way your claim is real, so again I say to let go
Of my Playstation, got that two days ago

Repo
Don't take
Repo
Don't take

Don't get why you're shovin' all my crap in a bag, it seems
Like quite the damage recipe
You're here to repossess, so I don't think in bits
Is how your boss wants my shit
Not the main point of my utter confusion
I don't care 'bout your method of lootin'
No, it's the fact those items you've grabbed are owned
By my ass, so stop now, bro
All your friends there can also become quitters
House is full of dicks like Twitter
You might think you'll run me dry, but I think that you'll find in due time
You won't rob me, I'll stop your crime

Repo
Don't take
Repo
Don't take

Now that I've said "rob", I start to conjugate
You never said who you worked for, mate
And just kept persistin' that your mad appearance
Was because of time's interference
Ding dong! There goes the lightbulb
You're wavin' me off with my calls for proof cause
You plain don't work for any repossession bus'ness
All of you, thieves with a weird trick schtick
Holy crap, I feel dumb, should've been so plain
With how you're wearin' pantyhose over your face
How did I fall for the "costume party" lie? Lord
Swear I was not hit by a board
Straight two-by-four to my thick forehead
Just an idiot, that's my schtick
But now I've twigged to your bluff, I won't be restrainin'
My deep urge to smash your face in
It would be my pleasure so you'd better go
I'll add this to my film script, though
Might wait 'til I pull the feed from the cam'ras
See 'em right there? Say "cheese", asshole

"Repo"
Don't take
"Repo"
Don't take

"Repo"
Don't take
"Repo"
Don't take

Fun fact: this one-hit wonder song was produced by Michael Sembello, he of fellow one-hit wonder song "Maniac". The more you know!

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