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Song Parodies -> "Popsicle Man"

Original Song Title:

"Miracle Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Popsicle Man"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I felt really bad writing this one. Partly because it was diffcult shoehorning my ideas into such a minimal song, and partly because I disagree with the sentiment of the original song.
I'm feeling a bit depressed now, man
I'm all alone, see?
Nothing interesting happens, man
At least not to me

I see an ad in The Sun
"Are you bored of all you've seen?
Come down to The Friendly Freezer
You'll see the future scene!"

Popsicled? Man, I bolted
Popsicled - man, who thought it?

So I became a Popsicle Man
I'm stuck in time 'n'
Looked after by a crazy man
Name of Ben
Tryin'

To keep the machines workin'
Keep the glass bits nice and clean
Set the timer for 3017*

Popsicle Men, we're frosted
Popsicle Men, no costs paid
Popsicle Men, we're all set!
Popsicle Men

We waited here,
Earthquakes and fire
We fell down far down in a ditch
Now we're being lifted higher

It seems someone found us!
What? Not back down!
Bet it'll be a decade
Before we are found

Popsicle Men - we tried it
Popsicle Men - got frosted
Popsicle Men - got earthquake'd
Popsicle Men - fell in ditch
Popsicle Men - they found us
Popsicle Men - then tossed us
Popsicle Men - we f*cked up
* pronounced 'three-thousand-and-seventeen'. Took me a few goes to come up with a future year that fit the pacing. That kinda thing annoys me.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

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Agrimorfee - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) You write in the intro you had a bit of difficulty writing this...it definitely shows. Better luck next time.
Matthias - January 16, 2009 - Report this comment
We all have our off days T-Cop. This was one of yours. This wasn't terrible, but it didn't really do anything for me. It would have been a great idea, but it needed a bit of work.
Rex - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Maybe if you had made this about Fry in Futurama... good idea though.
Jeff Reuben - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Yeah, have to agree...didn't quite get this one.
Below Average Dave - January 29, 2009 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hey bud, this is a tough artist so I won't give you any flack, I thought the idea however was fantastic buddy. . .good luck in the next round.

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