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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Read"

Original Song Title:

"I Can't Sleep"

Original Performer:

Jeremy Lim ft. Anna Toth

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Read"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Your worst secrets always get revealed at exactly the wrong time, it seems...
This is really awkward now (really awkward now)
I'd hoped that no-one would find out (no-one would find out)
There's no way I can dodge this now
I'm fresh out of smokebombs anyhow

Really flash ceremony (ceremony)
To award my big degree (big degree)
I didn't think that I would need
To give out some big, boring speech

I can't read, I can't read, that's all
It's a problem, now you're wondering
A problem that you're pondering
A scandal worth investigating

I can't read
I can't read
I can't read
I can't read

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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the_copout_of_parodies - October 13, 2020 - Report this comment
Dear Seth. You can’t write parodies either, let alone read.

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