-> "Peanuts"
Original Song Title:
"Cheated"
Parody Song Title:
"Peanuts"
The Lyrics
Woodstock and Snoopy
Have fun in their made-up worlds
And poor old Charlie
Well, he will never get the girl
And that Linus is rather wise
For a *suck* thumb-sucking geek
But one thing keeps me up all night
It's a question I ask all week
Why's it called Peanuts, why, dude?
Charlie Brown he sure has bad luck in scores
Why's it called Peanuts, why, dude?
And that girl Lucy is an attention whore
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Doesn't fit the story
About a miserable lad
(The world's most unlucky lad)
Even on Halloween
His rotten luck gets him bad
(He got a rock!)
Schroeder plays classical all day
And he *gasp* loves Beethoven
This strip ran for 'bout 50 years
But the title still makes no sense
Why's it called Peanuts, why, dude?
Peppermint Patty's failed a test or five
Why's it called Peanuts, why, dude?
Her and Marcie might be lesbians, might
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts?
Please explain it, please
You know it makes no sense
No, it doesn't at all, dude
Not even a bit, dude
But I read, but I read
Lil' Folks was the title Schulz wanted
That is what he wanted, why didn't he get it?
Comic strip honchos, the hell's wrong with you?
Why's it called Peanuts, why, dude?
Snoopy got beat up by the cat next door
Why's it called Peanuts, why, dude?
His kennel's got some room, is he a Time Lord?
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts, Peanuts, Peanuts?
Why's it called Peanuts, why, dude?
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