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Song Parodies -> "One Haul Away"

Original Song Title:

"One Call Away"

Original Performer:

Chingy ft. J-Weav

Parody Song Title:

"One Haul Away"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You can say all you want that you only wanna do one more dungeon drive for treasure and that's it, but we can all see through the excuses...
Oh-oh, yeah, yeah, uh, I can see
Uh, stash is huge
That's true, yeah, that's as maybe
Not all we can accrue, buddy
Uh, come on, uh

I'll have one more, that will be enough for me (one more haul for me)
I'm only one haul away (I do like my money)
Just do one more, that might be enough for me (one more haul for me)
I'm only one haul away (a big fan of money)
Only one more, hope that that's enough for me (one more haul for me)
I'm only one haul away (I do like my money)
Let's get one more, see if that's enough for me (one more haul for me, yeah, yeah)
I'm only one haul away (a big fan of money)

Who'da thought we'd be rich, huh?
Sure, the end goal of most ev'ry dungeon crawl is some treasure in a chest
Never planned what would come next, uh
World is fine, ev'ry evil wizard's died, ev'ry type of fiend's dead
The bad type of witch (some are rather peaceful)
Got diced up really fine, but it's hard to lie: I'm as bored as all heck (hah)
World peace is some dreck ('fraid it's true)
No monsters crushin' things to give it spice, no lich with hex after hex (after hex)
There's no evil sorcerers, beasts in the dark (dark, uh)
Zero trees of demon bark (bark) doin' some harm (harm, yeah, yeah)
Without all that, I'm sittin' here stuck (yeah, yeah) on one armoured-up butt
I gotta tell you, man, it sucks (gotta say, it sucks)
No eternal winter thanks to us (brrr), but my thoughts (thoughts, yeah, yeah)
Never really focus on all the terror those villains brought
No, I can't stop (hmmm) thinkin' 'bout all the bling-blang
At the top of the tower (score was great) beyond the Sigil of Pure Power (sounds crazy)
That, I crave

Let's do one more, that should be enough for me (one more haul for me and bring it all home, buddy)
I'm only one haul away (I do like my money)
Just do one more, I hope that's enough for me (one more haul for me, oh-oh, yeah)
I'm only one haul away (a big fan of money, oh-oh-oh, oh, oh)
Promise, one more, that will be enough for me (one more haul for me, buddy)
I'm only one haul away (I do like my money, yeah, I)
Let's find one more, bet that that's enough for me (one more haul (yeah, yeah) for me, yo, yo)
I'm only one haul away (a big fan of money)

I'm not sayin' that I want this as some kind of a horde (horde)
We owe this world a debt for all we stole 'cause we're bored (we were bored)
Temples, clean 'em out, sell it all, might cause ripples
We started with little, now the biggest fight's no pickle (fight's no pickle)
There's folks who need the gold to rebuild houses and streets
Might expand on the latter, rocks were hard on our feet
And there's more to my goal: dungeons tend to hold
More than gems and gold, ancient relics to behold
I'm sure that any old wizard with a screw loose (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Could find a few (a few) and wreak havoc, that won't do (yeah, yeah, yeah)
We must obtain that power (yeah, yeah-eah, yeah-eah) and lock it up with spells
Come on, is that wrong? Shouldn't be that tough a sell (tough a sell)

More than one more? No, just one's enough for me (one more haul for me, oh-oh, buddy)
I'm only one haul away (I do like my money)
Y'all can do more, just one is enough for me (one more haul for me, just a single haul)
I'm only one haul away (a big fan of money, gold)
Fine with one more, single one's enough for me (one more haul for me)
I'm only one haul away (I do like my money, buddy)
I can't do more (buddy), that's more than enough for me (one more haul for me, I reckon now)
I'm only one haul away (a big fan of money)

I swear I'm okay, I don't crave death for me or you
It's for the good of all, it's true, eye-twitch means nothin', dude (ha, ha)
"Need to kick it"? What, a dungeon's a drug (drug)?
Sure you don't smoke? I can quit all of this after just one (oh)
Just let me through, got a plan to loot the place quickly, so (yeah, yeah)
I don't need any platitudes like "It's time you should let it go (oh!)"
Try to claim it's an addiction to run through danger rooms
Feel that you're bein' harsh, don't think I'd be doomed (I'd be fine and so would you, buddy)
I'll be fine, let me show ya and some chests, I'll owe ya
Do what you (you) wanna do with 'em, don't control ya (yeah)
Won't force me to throw in the towel (towel), I wanna hike
Dungeon crawlin' is my whole life, can stop with one more, that's no lie, mate (oh-oh-oh-oh)

I'll have one more, that will be enough for me (one more haul for me) (I wanna clear it out)
I'm only one haul away (I do like my money) (I wanna do one last thing witcha, buddy)
Just do one more, that might be enough for me (one more haul for me) (join in on the haul with me)
I'm only one haul away (a big fan of money) (yeah-eah, yeah-eah)
Only one more, hope that that's enough for me (one more haul for me)
I'm only one haul away (I do like my money) (as if it's not what you would do)
Let's get one more, see if that's enough for me (one more haul for me) (you think that it's all fun, it's true)
I'm only one haul away (a big fan of money) (it could be so great, yeah-eah-eah, yeah-eah)
Let's do one more, that should be enough for me (one more haul for me) (yeah-eah-eah-hea-hea-eah-eah)
I'm only one haul away (I do like my money) (so much gold we could accrue, buddy)
Just do one more, I hope that's enough for me (one more haul for me)
I'm only one haul away (a big fan of money) (honestly, peace makes me feel stuck)
Promise, one more, that will be enough for me (one more haul for me) (I'd hate to lie here on my butt, buddy)
I'm only one haul away (I do like my money) (I'd hate to lie here on my butt)
Let's find one more, bet that that's enough for me (one more haul for me) (oh-oh-oh, oh-oh)
I'm only one haul away (a big fan of money) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Want to see, ha, hordes real huge
Ha
Find a haul and then we can ball
You know how it is

I'm only one call away
I'll be there to save the day
Superman got nothing on me
I'm only one call away

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