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Song Parodies -> "Large Feet Song"

Original Song Title:

"Heartbeat Song"

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Large Feet Song"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2015 self-challenge. Dude's got huge feet. Yeah.
This is my large feet song, I don't wanna play it
That's because havin' these feet is bullshit
Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong
It sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong

Hu-uge, been that way since I was born
Been told that was awkward for my mum
At first she passed on taki-in' dru-u-u-u-ugs
But then came my feet and she wanted a ton
She got them and from that day on
My folks knew my life would not be-e fu-u-u-u-un
When i-it comes to tyin'
My shoe-oelaces, I need
'Bout fou-our ho-urs, maybe five, ri-i-ight

This is my large feet song, I don't wanna play it
Cause reminders of my feet are bullshit
Suck, suck, suck, suck, I'm not wrong
They suck, suck, I'm not wrong
This is my large feet song, I don't wanna play it
Fillin' out custom shoe forms, I hate it
Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong
It sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong (I-I'm no-ot wro-o-ong)

I-I'm so friggin' sick of walkin' around
I've stepped on at least fifteen shoes now
I can't fit on the bus i-in to-o-o-o-own
And I'm co-onstantly trippin'
Called "clo-own" by such dicks
Clip my toe-oenails, you'd have a greatkni-i-ife

This is my large feet song, I don't wanna play it
Bet someone could sleep in my huge boots, shit
Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong
It sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong
This is my large feet song, I don't wanna play it
It's so hard findin' socks, hopin' they'll fit
Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong
It sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong

Some say that I have no reaso-on to be blue-ue
Surely these feet would make me qui-uite the sports du-ude
These people don't know jack 'bout phy-ysics, i-it's true
Grass grows fa-aster, ri-i-i-i-i-ight ('fraid I'm ri-ight)

This is my large feet song, I don't wanna play it (oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I don't walk, no, I shuffle, it's bullshit (oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong
It sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong (yeah-eah)
This is my large feet song, I don't wanna play it (oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
I can't walk up the damn stairs, I hate it (oh-ooh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong
It sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong (I-I'm no-ot wro-o-ong)
This is my large feet song, I don't wanna play it (I-I'm no-ot wro-ong)
How's the blood flow proper? Don't know that shit (oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong (oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh)
It sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong
This is my large feet song, I don't wanna play it
Tarantino may love it, I hate it
Sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong
It sucks, sucks, I'm not wrong

Gonna be fun tryna find a picture for my thread for the self-challenge that's not some fetish thing. Not that there's anything wrong with that, you do you, I just know how image searches "work".

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Peggy Hill - May 05, 2017 - Report this comment
I'll take a size 16 and a half!

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