-> "Don't Attack the Tanker"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Look Back in Anger"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Attack the Tanker"
The Lyrics
Buncha guys are tryna get by
Wanna end all our lives, I don't think that's okay
I did steal stuff from some dweeb
Some kinda king but I need them to go away
Go and stop their home invasion in my stead
'Cause I need to tweak some plans, can't end up dead
But I'm nice, here's advice for you:
Those so-called "heroes" all have their place, some get up close in your face
You ain't ever gonna take that guy out
And so that tool can wait
Refocus your aim on less chunkier guys
They'll all die today
Just don't attack the tanker first off, not sane
Aim all your most painful head blows
At those little schmoes standing back aways
They might be shooting blasts from their hands
But their aim will get bad if you're up close, okay?
It's a pretty good solution for their deaths
'Cause their healers are up back as well, I'd bet
So you'll find if they get sliced in two
The guys who'd stab you in the face won't get their lost health replaced
And then you might just take that real big guy out
So don't put skills to waste
You'll end up as paste which won't buy me more time
You want that, okay?
So don't attack the tanker, won't go your way
Don't forgo your brains
Know I'm one to say you've got none, let that slide
You must learn today
Just don't attack the tanker to start, okay?
Go hit all his mates
Play the numbers game once the clerics have died
He'll fall right away
So don't attack the tanker, don't attack the tanker
You'll live today
In theory, go play
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