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Song Parodies -> "Envious of Fin Height"

Original Song Title:

"Living After Midnight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Judas Priest

Parody Song Title:

"Envious of Fin Height"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

This...is gonna be a weird one. Metaphorical penis envy with fish-men. Yeah.
Envious of fin height
Want one that's real long
All the ladies want his
It's so wrong, so wrong

It's hard survivin' down here in the big ocean, ocean
Lots of huge fish, lots of sudden motion, motion
So I ask why do I always find
My biggest issue is size?

Envious of fin height
Want a longer one
None of the girls want this
It's so wrong, so wrong

Juts from his back, rigid as steel, bogus, bogus
While I might as well be an eel, hopeless, hopeless
I really hate it 'cause they say
Dorsal size means that down there's meant for play

Envious of fin height
Mine just ain't that long
Does he have to flaunt his?
It's so wrong, so wrong

I wish I could move
Past this no-good mood
But fins keep juttin'
Way too long

Well, there's a problem I'd not thought of, notice, notice
His fin's where the big-ass door shuts on, bonus, bonus
Don't ask me why we have those things
Under the ocean, makes my brain sting

Envious of fin height?
Man, what a moron
I am to be moanin'
'Bout my lot, my lot
Envious of fin height
My own's not that long
Really? I should focus
Elsewhere, stop, just stop

Coulda been worse. Coulda been jealous of the size of his anal fin. Which is a thing that sharks have. I know this. Because reasons.

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Honest Trailer (Oscars, 2018) - September 25, 2020 - Report this comment
"...but trust me, in the context of the story, you will totally be okay with this woman having sex with a fish man. it's actually a really beautiful story about finding your voice, and... aw, man...! This is going to be known as the fish-banging movie, isn't it?"
Max Power - September 26, 2020 - Report this comment
Fishy parody
Max Power - September 26, 2020 - Report this comment
Ignore the imposter though truth to be told it is something I would post on some other parody for the sake of making puns. Classic innuendo being had, 555 for gill enhancement.

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