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Song Parodies -> "Slippery"

Original Song Title:

"History"

Original Performer:

One Direction

Parody Song Title:

"Slippery"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Rassa-frassin' ice physics...
I get so angry each time that I die
Aware that I shouldn't 'cause it's a game, it's not real life
Can't say that you would not be just as mad, prove me wrong
You'll freak
This level's feature isn't cool
I'm only makin' stupid puns or else I'll fume
And throw this damn Joy-Con straight through the friggin' wall
Trust me

Killin' me 'cause the whole level's slippery (oh-oh)
Ice as far as I can see which ain't past the second screen
Killin' me 'cause the whole level's slippery (oh-oh)
In another hole 'cause I couldn't slow, rinse, repeat, forever

Tryin' to do this, swear at the ice
Want my guy to walk this way but that'll take some time
He can't just turn around since this is wint'ry ground
I scream

Killin' me 'cause the whole level's slippery (oh-oh)
All my platform mastery has been cruelly ripped from me
Killin' me 'cause the whole level's slippery (oh-oh)
Borkin' the controls to send me down holes, rinse, repeat, forever

Hate this part, just way too hard, all I do can't get me through
But you're gonna say I have to train, "Work with the sleet then you'll win"
Sorry, kinda doubt I'll turn out fine since I know the sheer loss of all my lives
Forces a reset, I can't practice shit, I won't make it, you know it, it blows

Killin' me 'cause the whole level's slippery (oh-oh)
Once again, my ass careens down another damn ravine
Killin' me 'cause the whole level's slippery (oh-oh)
Overshot the goal, sick of findin' holes, rinse, repeat, forever
Killin' me 'cause the whole level's slippery (oh-oh)
"Take it slow"? I can't, you see: there's a clock I've gotta beat
Killin' me 'cause the whole level's slippery (oh-oh)
Into spikes, I go, can't dodge bad guy's blows, rinse, repeat, forever
Damn, another hole, shit, a bigger hole, rinse, repeat, forever
Think I'm gonna blow a nerve with each hole, rinse, repeat, forever

When I'd only heard the chorus of this song, I thought it was just another generic 1D love song. But now that I've heard the whole thing? Yeah, it's totally about Zayn leaving. Not exactly subtle there, guys.

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