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Song Parodies -> "Nocturnal Phase"

Original Song Title:

"Eternal Flame"

Original Performer:

Atomic Kitten

Parody Song Title:

"Nocturnal Phase"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Captain Night-Shift has a friend. Captain Night-Shift's friend thinks that Captain Night-Shift taking the night shift is just a weird phase he's going through. Captain Night-Shift's friend is kind of a complete twat.
I'm awake
I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake

Yes, it's night, I can see that, moron
There's no light that I'm seein' aside from my lamps
I don't need the day unless for sleep and dreamin'
Cause my work is no nocturnal phase

I don't need your little screeds, moron (ooh-ooh)
"Don't you know you should be sleepin' when the sun dips 'neath (ooh-ooh)
The horizon, mate?" So hard to not be screamin' (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Say my work is (work is) some nocturnal phase (nocturnal phase)

Brightest days are a tight, cramped space (ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Won't say I'm not lonely, but the exhausted make (ah-ah-ah)
Less headaches, so that's appealin', oh (oh-oh-oh)

Oh, oh-oh-oh (I'm awake)
I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake, I'm awake

Hate the day (hate the day), only brings me pain (ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
Darkest nights are cosy, at least until you came (ah-ah-ah)
And disturbed my peaceful feelin's, oh-oh-oh-ooh-whoa-oh

Yes, I mind all that you ask, moron (ooh-ooh)
Can't you see that I'm seethin'? God, you're such a prat (ooh-ooh)
It won't kill my brain, what might is this meetin' (ah-ah-ah-ah)
You douche, my work is (work is) no nocturnal phase (nocturnal phase)
I'm alright, worked out a plan (ooh-yeah-ee-yeah-ee), moron (ooh-ooh)
How to still end up seein' new films and all that (ooh-ooh)
Your poor sunburnt brain can't understand, it's reelin' (reelin') (ah-ah-ah-ah)
"No way, your work is some nocturnal phase"
Roll my eyes, sick of your crap (sick of your crap), moron (ooh-ooh)
Diff'rent times that I'm eatin', not hard to get that (ooh-ooh)
Don't care that you stayed up for that New Years feelin' (feelin') (ah-ah-ah-ah)
Because my work is no nocturnal phase

Captain Night-Shift: what the Robins probably call Batman behind his back.

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