-> "Bird Bae"
Original Song Title:
"Birthday"
Parody Song Title:
"Bird Bae"
The Lyrics
Some say my feelin's are in no way ri-ight
But you're my baby, no-o lie
When I hear whooshin' of wings in the sky-y
Hope my sweet harpy dro-ops by
First day you came by-y-y, had to rub my eye-eye-eyes
To make sure that you weren't a-a dream of mine
But you took my ha-a-and in your scaly cla-a-aw
And then I saw the girl no-o-one else saw, uh
Babe, when you're with me-e-e, my heart jumps its pa-a-ace
Because you're my bi-ird bae-ae for all days
How you kiss with that bea-ea-eak might break my little brain
It still feels so goo-ood, I-I can't complain
So-ome say (so-ome say) i-it's si-ick (i-it's si-ick)
I don't care, you're my bi-ird bae-ae for all days
No-ot just (no-ot just) a-a my-yth (a-a my-yth)
You make me feel goo-ood, I-I believe, babe
Scratched up my floorboards, I can wave that o-off
Your feather pillows? So-o soft
When I first asked you 'bout that, your eyes ro-olled
Guess I wasn't the fi-irst one
To ask, but then I-I noticed that your kni-ife (kni-i-ife)
Was dropped on the floor for the-e umpteenth time
And right then I a-a-asked "How 'bout if I tau-au-aught (tau-au-aught)
You how to use your wing-ha-ands? Goo-ood trade-o-o-off?" Yeah-eah
Leaped the table, squee-ee-eezed wings around my wai-ai-aist
"I love you, non-bi-ird bae-ae, for all da-ays
No-one has been so swee-ee-eet to help me out" No way
Man's douchery, di-id mi-isestima-a-ate
The-ey may (the-ey may) be-e di-icks (be-e di-icks)
But you'll still be my bi-ird bae-ae for all days
Mi-ight sneeze (mi-ight snee-eeze) a-a bi-it (a-a bi-it)
But you're still so goo-ood to-o me, so great
Love you, bird bae
I wish there was a way to fly with you
Without bein' a hangli-idin' fool (woo)
Some sort of spell to make me just like you
But you love me as I am, am, am, am, am, am, so shoot
If you lived with me-e-e, a big nest I'll ma-a-ake (I-I-I'll make i-it, right)
Cause you are my bi-ird bae-ae for all days
If not, that's fine with me-e-e, I know you need your space
Wanna feel that goo-ood fee-eelin' always (spread your tai-ail right no-ow)
Girl, you make me wea-ea-eak when you fly awa-a-ay (I can't ta-ake it no-o-ow)
Hope you'll be my bi-ird bae-ae for all days (woo)
I'm so glad you can ea-ea-eat the same things I can, babe
Not that I'd dump you-ou fo-or that, no way
Fo-olks say (fo-olks say) I-I'm si-ick (I-I'm si-ick)
Still want you for my bi-ird bae-ae fo-or all da-a-ays
Scre-ew them (scre-e-ew the-em) wi-ith sti-icks (wi-ith sti-icks)
You make me feel goo-ood no-ow and always
Love you, bird bae
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