-> "I'm J'onn J'onzz"
Original Song Title:
"Ten Feet Tall"
Original Performer:
Afrojack ft. Wrabel
Parody Song Title:
"I'm J'onn J'onzz"
The Lyrics
Ba-ackstory, yeah, i-it's a big mess
Cause the-e details tend to vary by the day
A-Am I the last Martian in the-e world?
A-A mem'ry in which I don't want to immerse
Not tryin' real hard to not let it sho-ow
Basi-ic nature's stoic-li-ike
Flyin' over buildin's, hu-uge cape flo-ows
I'm no-ot Superman, that's right
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
No, I'm J'onn J'o-o-o-onzz
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
Yes, I'm J'onn J'o-o-o-o-onzz
As a-a Martian, I ca-an change my shape
Ca-an read minds, though, I don't like to invade
Shoo-oot stuff from my eye-eyes, phase through walls
It's a-a surprise, sometimes, that I can lose at all
I'm hurtin' real hard, but won't let it sho-ow
Though so-ometimes with some snark, mi-ind
I'm the sole survivor o-of Mars, blo-ows
Still ra-are that you'll see me cry
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Cause I'm J'onn J'o-o-o-onzz
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
Yes, I'm J'onn J'o-o-o-o-onzz
Don't bu-urn me-e u-up
Might be in my hea-ead, mi-ight not
Push throu-ough, I-I must
I'm the Ma-artian Manhunter
Yeah, I just can't give u-u-u-up
The same angst as Clark, but can't let it sho-ow
I ju-ust might go crazy, ri-ight
Once was a policeman, I-I still go-o
Fight fo-or justice and the like
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Cause I'm J'onn J'o-o-o-onzz
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
Yes, I'm J'onn J'o-o-o-o-onzz
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
Cause I'm J'onn J'o-o-o-onzz
Oh-whoa-oh-oh-oh
Yes, I'm J'onn J'o-o-o-o-onzz
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