-> "Now I Will Lasso You"
Original Song Title:
"Like I'm Gonna Lose You"
Meghan Trainor ft. John Legend
Parody Song Title:
"Now I Will Lasso You"
Made out of clay o-o-o-or
The real daughter of Zeus?" Please
That's what's on your fronta-a-al lobes?
You just failed in your bank hei-eist
Cause I punched you so-o-o-o
Surprised I can still hear you clear
With that busted jaw and no-o-o-ose
Not showin' fear
You should be 'cause I
Break walls with ease
Brick, steel, ev'ry ki-i-i-ind
Think your eyes are driftin' too low
See, I kicked your butt, true
Now I will lasso you-ou-ou
You'll tell the whole truth
Not one speck of a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie
'Cause I'm Wonder Woman (mmm-hmm-mmm)
Spirit of Truth is my thi-i-ing
As well as ass-kickin'
I just wasted your hi-i-i-i-ide
Don't stare at my bust, douche
Cause I will lasso you (ro-ope you, ooh)
Want one more punch, douche?
I didn't think so-o, du-u-u-ude
Created on an i-isle
That's called Themyscira-a-a-a
And I was given gifts
From the Greek gods a-a-and they a-are:
Speed of the messenger Hermes (he-e-ey)
The skill of Artemi-i-i-is (oh-oh-oh)
The wisdom of great Athena
And then Demeter's stre-e-e-ength
And I can fly
Don't worry 'bout guns (won't make a fuss)
Bracelets I've go-ot
Can deflect the lo-o-ot (who-ole lo-ot)
And i-if I fall, they'll cushion the blow
That's how I kick butt, true
I'll also lasso you-ou-ou (ro-ope you)
You'll spill the whole truth (hey)
That's the power it hi-i-i-i-ides
Known for my compassio-io-ion (yeah-eah)
Though I'm still quick to actio-io-ion (frai-aid so)
Cause I've got my limits
Didn't breach them this ti-i-i-i-ime
Don't think I won't throw you (cause I will throw you) (oh-oh)
Straight through that brick wall, dude (and the next three walls, dude)
If you don't come through (ta-a-a-a-a-alk)
And name your fello-ow droo-oo-oo-oogs (he-e-e-ey)
Know you may ask, du-ude (oh-oh)
Why I've not lassoed you (I've yet to lasso you)
Don't want to force you-ou-ou
To reveal all your cri-i-i-i-i-i-imes
Givin' you the optio-io-ion
Though if there's some brainwashi-i-i-in'
That needs quick undoin'
Then I'll wrap you up ti-i-i-i-ight
That's what this rope do-oes, dude (hypnosis gets washed away)
Might have to lasso-o-o you-ou-ou (be on the safe side, true-ue)
Makin' me wa-ant to-o (no-o) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Eyes up, losin' my-y coo-oo-oo-ool
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