-> "Zoom Zoom Wow"
Original Song Title:
"Boom Boom Pow"
Parody Song Title:
"Zoom Zoom Wow"
The Lyrics
Jay Garrick:
Gotta move quick
Gotta move quick
Gotta move quick
Gotta m-m-m-quick-quick-quick quick-quick
Zoom zoom zoom (gotta move quick)
Zoom zoom zoom (movin' damn quick)
Zoom zoom zoom (really damn quick)
Zoom zoom zoom (holy-crap quick)
Zoom zoom zoom (now)
Zoom zoom zoom (wow)
Zoom zoom zoom
Zoom zoom yo
Hard water vapours up my schnozz
Now I'm super-fast, don't you know
I'm known as The Flash now
Faster than sound
My helmet's got wings
Mercury inspiration
I'm goin' zoom zoom zoom
Beatin' crime's ass
Zoom zoom zoom
Barry Allen:
I'm goin' zoom zoom, wow
Cause of that one fateful night
Chemicals infused with lightnin'
Punchin' The Trickster now
Bolts on both sides of my face
And on my chest, I look ace
Still movin' zoom zoom zoom
And groovin' zoom zoom zoom
I'm so blurry now
Jay Garrick:
Zoom zoom zoom (gotta move quick)
Zoom zoom zoom (movin' real quick)
Zoom zoom zoom (movin' how quick?)
Zoom zoom zoom (really damn quick)
Zoom zoom zoom (now)
Zoom zoom zoom (wow)
Zoom zoom zoom
Zoom zoom zoom
Wally West:
I was created by John Broome
As Kid Flash, I went zoom
Un-until that Crisis reboot
I graduated, uh
From Captain Boomerang's tricks
To Mirror Master's weird schtick
I kicked ten kinds of ass
Until that reboot crap
Bart Allen:
It's the Speed Force where my speed's from
I'm from the future, cause why not
Once was Impulse, but no longer
Also Kid Flash, now that's over, but
Wasn't for long, got trou-ounced
By the Rogues, major o-ow
13 issues, that's kinda lame
It's comics, I'll come rou-ou-ound
Barry Allen:
Put crooks in their pla-a-ace
Fastest super in to-o-own
You may say that's not fai-ai-air
Maybe, bu-ut you still broke laws
Jay Garrick:
Yep yep
We're crime fightin' with speed! (Yep, yep)
Never wear out our feet! (Yep yep yep, yep)
Huh huh huh
Watch us go, watch us go, runnin' 'round to and fro
Crooks gettin' hit while we zoom, zoom
We're so quick, we're faster than Superman
Beatin' crooks up with the zoom, zoom
We can vibrate with the zoom, zoom
Sounds kinda wrong, don't it?
Always keep runnin', runnin'
We're speedin', zoom, zoom
Use the Speed Force
U-U-U-U-Use the Speed F-Force
Use the Speed Force
Gotta keep runnin', runnin'
We're zippin', zoom, zoom
Barry Allen:
I'm goin' zoom zoom, wow
It's gettin' Captain Cold tired
Watch out for the Weather Wizard
Just kiddin', he's beat now
Gorilla Grodd and his apes
Rapid-punch him in the face
Professor Zoom Zoom Zoom
Can't beat my zoom zoom zoom
Try to catch me now
Jay Garrick:
Zoom zoom zoom (gotta move quick)
Zoom zoom zoom (wonder how quick)
Zoom zoom zoom (speed-of-light quick?)
Zoom zoom zoom (could be that quick)
Zoom zoom zoom (now)
Zoom zoom zoom (wow)
Zoom zoom zoom
Zoom zoom zoom
Use the Speed Force (use the Speed Force)
Use the Speed F-Force (lots of speed)
Use the Speed Force (use the Speed Force, Force, Fo-o-orce, Fo-o-orce)
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