-> "Aiming Blind"
Original Song Title:
"Miss Me Blind"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Aiming Blind"
The Lyrics
Missed me
How did you miss me?
You must be aiming bli-i-ind
Are you kidding me?
How can you miss me
You must be aiming bli-i-ind
It's only three feet
But still you miss me
Sure you're not aiming bli-i-ind?
Bet you got a shite gun
Just hear me out
Replace your gun
And then
Just keep it aimed straight at me
But I
Just know that you will fuck up again
I say you'll miss me
Cuz you always do
I say you'll miss me
It's getting boring, dude!
Maybe you've got shaky hands
Like my brother, man
I'll teach you
How to keep them still, sure
It's some skill that you need
And kinda badly
Maybe the gun you're using is poor
Keep trying, buddy
One day you'll hit me
'Til then you're aiming bli-i-ind
It's getting silly
Each time you miss me
Sure you're not aiming bli-i-ind?
You've been trained to use guns
But still somehow
Your shots are way off centre
It could be the gun, I'm still not sure
Your face doesn't look really clever
And still you miss me
You're never close, too
And still you miss me
How hard is it to shoot?
Maybe you've got sweaty hands
Just like I do, man
I tell you
Wipe them off on your shorts
It's some skill that you need
And really badly
Most of your shots are hitting the floor
Just take that gun
Hold it really still
Look straight through the cross-hair sight
This should've been quick
This whole squad is poor
All four of ya
Are aiming blind
The judge promised me
This would be quick, see?
Why are you aiming bli-i-ind?
Started at dawn, see
It's now ten thirty
Cuz you were aiming bli-i-ind
(Instrumental)
Hey, Mister Cop, see
In all honesty
Firing squad's aiming bli-i-ind
What are their names, please?
Mike, Dave and two Steves
Tell them they're aiming bli-i-ind
They cannot hear me
Or they can't lip-read
That they are aiming bli-i-ind
Not even moving
Tied to the wall, see
And still they're aiming bli-i-ind
Not literally
A figure of speech
That they are aiming bli-i-ind
Give me that gun, please
I pleaded guilty
I know I won't aim bli-i-ind
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