-> "Stinks (In A Can)"
Original Song Title:
"Sex (I'm A...)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Stinks (In A Can)"
The Lyrics
Stinks
Getting tired, ev'ry da-ay at school, get in fights
And they end the same way, and that way's real trite
"Hey, nerd boy!" bullies yell at me, here it comes now
Ham-sized fists arou-ound my legs, bin's in sight
In a can (this is bollocks)
Garbage can (I don't deserve this)
In a can (I'm not that nerdy)
Garbage can (smells like shit)
In a can (clean up later)
Garbage can (just cause I'm a nerd)
Don't mean I find this clever
Oh-ho-oh
Stinks
(Stinks) Ev'ry time caught in some prick's sight
I'm like "oh no"
(Stinks) All the same, this I know, I'm dumped in a can
In a can (gettin' old)
Garbage can (why not a locker?)
In a can (the stench I can't stand)
Garbage can (askin' why)
In a can (cause it's lame)
Garbage can (just cause I'm a nerd)
Do not deserve this ever
Oh no, this can's got old bananas
Friggin' stinks, lots of "ew", tell ya, buddy, it's shite
Askin' why do they never do this to you?
Since you're dorkier than me, just makes no sense now, yeah
What the hell did I do to get on their shitlist?
In a can (there's no breather)
Garbage can (between can dunkin's)
In a can (it's just not fair, man)
Garbage can (really sucks)
In a can (what is to blame)
Garbage can (not that dorky, mind)
Did I diss this guy's mother?
In a can (cliche nonsense)
Garbage can (I'm no loser)
In a can (on the football team)
Garbage can (still get dunked)
In a can (and it grates)
Garbage can (no real reason why)
I'm now a trash can dweller
Did call their mum a heifer
Oh, might be
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