Yeah-ee-yeah-eah

Hit my noggin on door frames, sucks
I should know to duck but it's still a pain
Always happens in a rush
My forehead's stuck with a right fine bruise
I have no fun with my lanky frame
Clothes never fit off the rack, the custom price ain't low
Hence my swears when a rip's made

So sick of the comments, I'm not smilin' when you make that old crack
"How is the weather up there?" Mockin' my appearance, you will get smacked
I know some people would love my advantage in basketball
But there are weaknesses when you're so tall

When I started to gain all this height
It honestly seemed so good at the time
More rollercoasters I could ride
Better at rock walls
But then after the hundredth time I've gone and dropped change
When havin' to bend down is a real pain
I wish that I could get squashed flat
Then maybe I could have a car that's much less cramped

Go 'head and tell me that I'm whinin', it can't be all that bad
But I say that it's not fair that I hold attention I hate, it's sad
Oh-oh, it's never "those are cool duds" or "those dance moves are rad as balls"
It's only "that's weird as hell, they're so tall"

Ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah

Can try to tell me that I'd like it 'cause some folks love tall gams
Not a good compliment there, "you're somebody's fetish" is not that grand, oh-oh-whoa-oh
The worst film seats is my lot, peak out of ev'ry bathroom stall
Sorry, I don't react well
Oh-oh, when you just blurted out "Well, you're so tall"

Yeah-ee-yeah-eah