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Fun Music Information -> Carrie Underwood
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New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Hide, It's Your Weddin' " | "Inside Your Heaven" | Mark |
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Wheel Of The World," | A world is not a vehicle | Christy McDaniel |
| "Jesus Take The Wheel," | There were no cars while Jesus was alive | Christy McDaniel |
| "Jesus Take the Wheel," | Where did Jesus get his driver's license? | Glenn |
| "Inside Your Heaven," | No one has a heaven except God | Deanna |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "The Horizontal Bop," Bob Seger | "Flat On The Floor," Carrie Underwood | |
| "Black Cars," Gino Vannelli | "Two Black Cadillacs," Carrie Underwood | |
| "Cars," Gary Numan | "Two Black Cadillacs," Carrie Underwood | |
| "Welcome To My Nightmare," Alice Cooper | "Just A Dream," Carrie Underwood | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Fat On The Floor" originally "Flat On The Floor"
Yvette Bristle
"Heel Of The World" originally "Wheel Of The World"
Candy Welty
"Before He Heats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Danielle
"Before He Chats" originally "Before He Cheats"
This might make for a better song
Koop
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"Before She Cheats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Yvonne Sindri
Change a Letter:
"Frat On The Floor" originally "Flat On The Floor"
Frat: as in members of a fraternity group.
Yvette Bristle
"Flay On The Floor" originally "Flat On The Floor"
Yvette Bristle
"Flap On The Floor" originally "Flat On The Floor"
Yvette Bristle
"Flab On The Floor" originally "Flat On The Floor"
Yvette Bristle
"Flag On The Floor" originally "Flat On The Floor"
Yvette Bristle
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Recordings:
July 26
a parody of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
I want a woman who wants me for my lightsaber!
http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Cowboy Casanova" | "Catfish" | Abbott Skelding |
| "Before He Cheats" | "Afraid 2 Run My A/C" | Nixon Lee |
| "Undo It" | "Unglue It" | Greg Swartzentruber |
| "Do You Hear What I Hear" | ""What Liquids Are In Here?"" | Arwen |
| "Before He Cheats" | "Before They Cheat (The Climategate Song)" | Doppelbock |
| "Last Name" | "One Buck in Change" | Exxtregular/Chanell W |
| "Before He Cheats" | "Before She Im's Me" | Carlie M Grippi |
| "Jesus Take The Wheel" | "Haysoos Copped A Feel" | Greg Swartzentruber |
| "Before He Cheats" | "Before She Flips" | Greg Swartzentruber |
| "Before He Cheats" | "A Horny Geek" | Jeff Reuben |
There are additional song parodies available. | ||
Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Before He Cheats | Auto repair shop | Austin C |
| Ever Ever After | eHarmony | Rachel |
| Before He Cheats | Maury Povich show on cheaters | Carla Bisagni |
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| Undo It | Divorce Lawyer | carly_carlz |
| Before He Cheats | marriage counselor | Sarah |
| Before He Cheats | divorce lawyer | Sarah |
| Before He Cheats | brothel | Sarah |
| Don't Forget To Remember Me | Alzheimer's Support Group | beatlebabe |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Should've Been A Cowboy Toby Keith | Cowboy Casanova Carrie Underwood | Should've Been A Cowboy Casanova | Edward |
| Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Wham! | Before He Cheats Carrie Underwood | Wake Me Up Before He Cheats | jay |
| Don't Forget To Remember Me Carrie Underwood | Girls Like Me Kellie Pickler | Don't Forget To Remember Girls Like Me | weirdkid106 |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Carrie Underworld
Carrie Underwood combined with Underworld
Submitted By: Calop
Carrie Oakey
Carrie Underwood combined with Phil Oakey
If American Idol's first country-music winner married the lead singer of Human League, her new name would sound just like the word "karaoke"!
Submitted By: neptunevsmars
Misheard Lyrics:
"Someday When I Stop Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics: When a sailing ship don't need I'm blue
Original Lyrics: When a sailing ship don't need her moon
| "Last Name"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh baby, my name's Joe.
Original Lyrics: Oh, where did my manners go?
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"Cowboy Cassanova"
Misheard Lyrics: Candy corn and misery
Original Lyrics: Candy-coated misery
| "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics: Carved my name into his Legacy
Original Lyrics: Carved my name into his leather seats
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Last Name"
Misheard Lyrics: Oh baby, my name's Joe.
Original Lyrics: Oh, where did my manners go?
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Romy I seriously had no clue what she was saying here in this part of the song. I listened over and over and the only thing I could come up with was this. LONG way off from what the lyrics really mean! |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
I dipped my finger down inside
Of that little Krackel bar that I did buy
Hershey's chocolate soup is what I felt
I held the gooey bar up, and I took a bite
Teeth are swamped with choco-mire
Maybe, next time, I'll eat before it melts
Of that little Krackel bar that I did buy
Hershey's chocolate soup is what I felt
I held the gooey bar up, and I took a bite
Teeth are swamped with choco-mire
Maybe, next time, I'll eat before it melts
Original Lyrics:
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe, next time, he'll think before he cheats
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe, next time, he'll think before he cheats
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of "Before He Cheats". [Right now, endless repetitions ad nauseum of "Before He Cheats" are the scourge of karaoke, perhaps far more than any Shania song ever was.]
Some white-trash version of "Before He Cheats". [Right now, endless repetitions ad nauseum of "Before He Cheats" are the scourge of karaoke, perhaps far more than any Shania song ever was.]
Original Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Submitted by: Backatcha
"Jesus Take The Wheel"
Better Lyrics:
Jesus take the Wheel, Noel take the hubcaps
Original Lyrics:
Jesus take the wheel
Submitted by: Jeffrey Kasten
Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won’t be on me! Ohh... not on me... Why They're Nonsensical: How do you save the next girl trouble when the next time he cheats it wont be ON you? So he'll still cheat but not on you? Does this help her???
Submitted by: Earl
| "Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: He don't know
that I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive and carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Why They're Nonsensical: How does vandalizing your cougar ex-boyfriend's truck make him think before he cheats?
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: Right now she's probably
singing some white trash version of Shania Karoake Who They Mention: Shania Twain
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: Right now she's
probably singing up some white trash version of Shania karaoke. Who They Mention: Shania Twain
Submitted by: Celeste
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: Right now
he's probably $3 worth of that bathroom Polo. Product Brand Name: Polo Cologne
Submitted by: Celeste
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Songs That Open With Their Titles:
"Before He Cheats"
Opening Lines: Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Comments: Submitted by: Celeste
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Made Up Words in Songs:
"Unapologize"
The Made Up Words: unapologize
Comments: "Unapologizing" is an established word, but "unapologize" was made up for this song.
Submitted by: Yvette Bristle
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Song Title Space Change:
"Blown A Way" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Before Hech Eats" originally "Before He Cheats"
I guess it might be difficult to get Anne to eat.
Submitted by: Peter
Band Name Anagrams:
Render Crow Audio Submitted by: Candy Welty
Crude Indoor Ware Submitted by: Candy Welty
Around Weird Core Submitted by: Candy Welty
Narrowed Rice Duo Submitted by: Nikki
Coward Diner Euro Submitted by: Nikki
There are additional Band Name Anagrams available.
Song Title Anagrams:
"Bay Law Now" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Ban Low Way" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Any Bow Law" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Blow A Yawn" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
"Bawl? No Way!" originally "Blown Away"
Submitted by: Kayla Kalyak
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: He don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive and carved my name into his leather seats. Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Why: The song is a little uptempo but boy I don't know if this would make an ex-boyfriend think before he cheats?
Submitted by: Celeste
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Lyrics Spoonerisms:
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: 'Cause the next time that he cheats,
It won't be on me. Why: 'Cause the next mime that he cheats,
It won't be on tea. Submitted by: Scary Blundergood Can Flub
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Band Name Spoonerisms:
Airy Wonder Could originally "Carrie Underwood"
Submitted by: shecountry
Airy Wonder Curd originally "Carrie Underwood"
Submitted by: shecountry
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Kissing a 12 Year Old Boy"
At a concert in Louisville, Ky. a 12 year old male fan named Chase held up a sign asking Carrie for his first kiss. She obliged, held his hand and kissed him smack on the lips!!! Lucky kid...
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Bad Ringtone Choices:
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics: I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires... Why: I would hate to have this blast out loud while being falsely accused of vandalism.
Submitted by: Glenn
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