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Album cover parody of Carnival Ride by Carrie Underwood
Parody album cover
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Better Names for Current Songs:

Original Song Name
New Song Name
Submitter Name
"Hide, It's Your Weddin' ""Inside Your Heaven"Mark

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer
Comment
Submitter Name
"Wheel Of The World,"A world is not a vehicleMark
"Jesus Take The Wheel,"There were no cars while Jesus was aliveMark
"Jesus Take the Wheel,"Where did Jesus get his driver's license?Mark
"Inside Your Heaven,"No one has a heaven except GodMark

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
Comments & Submittor Name
"Welcome To My Nightmare""Just A Dream," Carrie UnderwoodEdward
"Don't Forget to Remember Me""I'm Tryin'," Trace Adkinshekifier

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Before He Heats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Danielle
"Before He Chats" originally "Before He Cheats"
This might make for a better song
Koop

Add a Letter To a Song Title:

"Before She Cheats" originally "Before He Cheats"
Yvonne Sindri

Song Parody Recordings:

July 27 "A Horny Geek" by Jeff Reuben / Emily Miller (EmiLoca!) a parody of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
I want a woman who wants me for my lightsaber! http://www.jeffreuben.com: (mp3) (Comments)
Apr 8 "MPMS, PACK MY SHIT!" by Redneck MBA a parody of "Before He Cheats" by Carrie Underwood
MENS PMS. IT IS INTOLERABLE TO ALL YOU POOR WOMEN! singsnap.com: (sing snap) (Comments)

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Last Name""One Buck in Change"Exxtregular/Chanell W
"Before He Cheats""Before She Im's Me"Carlie M Grippi
"Jesus Take The Wheel""Haysoos Copped A Feel"Greg Swartzentruber
"Before He Cheats""Before She Flips"Greg Swartzentruber
"Before He Cheats""A Horny Geek"Jeff Reuben
"Jesus Take The Wheel""Jesus Grip The Wheel"6-for-the-win
"Before He Cheats""Because She's Nuts"Michael Pacholek
"Jesus Take The Wheel""Jesus Take The Wiiâ„¢"The Stinker
"Wasted""Wasted"The Stinker
"Before He Cheats""Before I Eat"Andy Trahan

There are additional song parodies available.

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Ever Ever AftereHarmonyRachel
Before He CheatsMaury Povich show on cheatersCarla Bisagni

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Before He Cheatsmarriage counselorSarah
Before He Cheatsdivorce lawyerSarah
Before He CheatsbrothelSarah
Don't Forget To Remember MeAlzheimer's Support Groupbeatlebabe

Duets Not Yet Performed:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go
   Wham!
Before He Cheats
   Carrie Underwood
Wake Me Up Before He Cheats
jay
Don't Forget To Remember Me
   Carrie Underwood
Girls Like Me
   Kellie Pickler
Don't Forget To Remember Girls Like Me
weirdkid106

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be :

Carrie Underworld
Carrie Underwood combined with Underworld
Submitted By: Calop
Carrie Oakey
Carrie Underwood combined with Phil Oakey (Human League, Giorgio Moroder)
Submitted By: neptunevsmars

Misheard Lyrics:

"Just a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, when you leave me,
Why do have to go
Original Lyrics:
Baby, why'd you leave me
Why'd you have to go
"Jesus Take The Wheel"
Misheard Lyrics:
She saw boulder lights flash before her eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She saw both their lives flash before her eyes.
"Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bad fruit cologne
Original Lyrics:
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
"Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his love seat
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
I dipped my finger down inside

Of that little Krackel bar that I did buy

Hershey's chocolate soup is what I felt

I held the gooey bar up, and I took a bite

Teeth are swamped with choco-mire

Maybe, next time, I'll eat before it melts
Original Lyrics:
I dug my key into the side

Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive

Carved my name into his leather seats

I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights

Slashed a hole in all four tires

Maybe, next time, he'll think before he cheats
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
"Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of "Before He Cheats". [Right now, endless repetitions ad nauseum of "Before He Cheats" are the scourge of karaoke, perhaps far more than any Shania song ever was.]
Original Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Submitted by: Backatcha
"Jesus Take The Wheel"
Better Lyrics:
Jesus take the Wheel, Noel take the hubcaps
Original Lyrics:
Jesus take the wheel
Submitted by: Jeffrey Kasten

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won’t be on me!
Ohh… not on me…
Why They're Nonsensical:
How do you save the next girl trouble when the next time he cheats it wont be ON you? So he'll still cheat but not on you? Does this help her???
Submitted by: Earl
"Before He Cheats"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
He don't know
that I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
and carved my name into his leather seats.
I took a Louisville slugger
to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think
before he cheats.
Why They're Nonsensical:
How does vandalizing your cougar ex-boyfriend's truck make him think before he cheats?
Submitted by: Celeste

Song Lyrics That Name Check Celebrities:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
Right now she's
probably singing up some
white trash version of
Shania karaoke.
Who They Mention:
Shania Twain
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
Right now
he's probably
$3 worth of that
bathroom Polo.
Product Brand Name:
Polo Cologne
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Before He Cheats"
Opening Lines:
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Comments:
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Song Title Space Change:

"Before Hech Eats" originally "Before He Cheats"
I guess it might be difficult to get Anne to eat.
Submitted by: Peter

Band Name Anagrams:

Weird Rude Racoon Submitted by: Rosie Finch

Upbeat Songs With Depressing Lyrics:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
He don't know
that I dug my key into the side
of his pretty litte suped up 4 wheel drive
and carved my name into his leather seats.
Took a Louisville slugger to both headlights
slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Why:
The song is a little uptempo but boy I don't know if this would make an ex-boyfriend think before he cheats?
Submitted by: Celeste
 

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
'Cause the next time that he cheats,
It won't be on me.
Why:
'Cause the next mime that he cheats,
It won't be on tea.
Submitted by: Scary Blundergood Can Flub
 
"Before He Cheats"
The Lyrics:
I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
Why:
I would hate to have this blast out loud while being falsely accused of vandalism.
Submitted by: Glenn
 

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