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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Carrie Underwood that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 29 misheard song lyrics for Carrie Underwood on amIright currently.

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"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And she's probably getting sexy
Original Lyrics:
And she's probably getting frisky.
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Called my name into this lemon seed
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seat
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his legacy.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his leather seats.
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his Legacy
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats
Duh! It's not legacy, it's leather seats!!!
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leg, I see.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats.
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his legacy...
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seat...
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his limousine.
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name in to his leather seats.
Please understand English is my second language. "ducks"
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into his love seat
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Carved my name into this letter C
or
Carved my name into this leather seat
Original Lyrics:
Carved my name into his leather seats
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dabing on three dollars of that bathroom cologne
Original Lyrics:
Dabbing on three dollars of that bathroom Polo
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bad fruit cologne
Original Lyrics:
He's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
He's probl'y slow dancin' with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's prob'ly gettin' thristy.
Original Lyrics:
He's probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky.
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably baggin' all three dollars worth of that bathroom ho.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom Polo.
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't chew whiskey.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey.
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars worth of that bathroom cologne.
Original Lyrics:
Right now, he's probably dabbin' on three dollars of that bathroom Polo.
[Editor's note: Polo is a brand of cologne. So, Daria (who had thought 'cologne' was the correct lyric), it would make perfect sense.]
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Shovin' up her a** to shoot a combo.
Original Lyrics:
Right now
He's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo.
"Before He Cheats" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
That I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his letter "C".
Original Lyrics:
That I dug my key into the side
of his pretty little souped-up 4- wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats.
"Blown Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every day is so twisty, memories blown away
Original Lyrics:
Every tear-soaked whiskey memory blown away
"Cowboy Cassanova"
Misheard Lyrics:
Candy corn and misery
Original Lyrics:
Candy-coated misery
"Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
All the 8-tracks in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry
Original Lyrics:
All the Ajax in the world ain't gonna clean your dirty laundry
"Don't Forget To Remember Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Here's a map and here's a boggle.
Original Lyrics:
Here's a map and here's a Bible.
"Inside Your Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we touch, when we love
The stars light up, sarong becomes undone.
Original Lyrics:
When we touch, when we love
The stars light up, the wrong becomes undone.
"Inside Your Heaven" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When we touch
When we love
The stars line up
My thong becomes undone.
Original Lyrics:
When we touch
When we love
The stars line up
The wrong becomes undone.
"Jesus Take The Wheel" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
She saw boulder lights flash before her eyes.
Original Lyrics:
She saw both their lives flash before her eyes.
"Just A Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Baby, when you leave me,
Why do have to go
Original Lyrics:
Baby, why'd you leave me
Why'd you have to go
"Just A Dream" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like I'm standin' in the bathroom
Original Lyrics:
It's like I'm standing in the background
"Last Name" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh baby, my name's Joe.
Original Lyrics:
Oh, where did my manners go?
"Someday When I Stop Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
When a sailing ship don't need I'm blue
Original Lyrics:
When a sailing ship don't need her moon
"The Night Before Life Goes On" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tomorrow, she'll be rollin' down I-10, Baton Rouge, LSU,
18 years in Hurryville.
Original Lyrics:
Tomorrow, she'll be rollin' down I-10, Baton Rouge, LSU,
18 years in her rear-view.

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