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Song Parodies -> "I'm Undead"

Original Song Title:

"In My Head"

Original Performer:

Jason Derulo

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Undead"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Don't Stop The Pop" self-challenge. Some things should be apparent on the first date, other things come up later. This is one of those things that shouldn't be a surprise...
How could you not know
I'm not alive
Du-du-du-du-dumbarse
Come on

I cannot believe you're this dumb, oh-oh
I've still got dirt in my hair and stuff, oh-oh
Don't you remember when we kissed? No-oh
My tongue fell into your mouth, made you hurl, oh-oh

I'm tellin' you now, please get it through your skull
(Your thick skull)
Can't be a secret, sticks out like a thumb
(Like a thumb)
A thumb that fell off, you can't be this dumb
Not that hard to figure out, f-figure ou-out

I'm undead, no, it isn't leprosy
I'm undead, I'm a two-month-old zombie
I'm undead, thought I'd let you knoooow
I'm undead, believe me now
I'm undead, a zombie, wow
I'm undead

Yeah-eah
I'm undead
Oh yeah

Come on
How could you miss the fact I'm decayed? Eh-eh
When at fancy diners, I order brains, eh-eh
My arm fell off on our most recent date, eh-eh
You know, the one where we saw my grave?
Ay-yeah

Don't ask how I came back from death, I don't know
(Do not know)
Can't have just missed my undead state, not so
(Can't be so)
Put down "deceased" in my profile, you know
(You should know)
You thought I was joking, wow, deal with it no-ow

I'm undead, I'm a walking corpse, you see
I'm undead, not a costume, nosiree
I'm undead, how could you not knoooow
I'm undead, believe me now
I'm undead, a zombie, wow
I'm undead

Limp about
Ay-oh-ho (come on)
Ay-oh-oh-ho-ho (should know)
Ay-oh-ho
You should've figured out that I'm undead by now
Ay-oh-ho, ay-oh-oh-ho-ho (come on)
Ay-oh-ho
Still not screamin' now that you have found out?

I thought that you'd leave in a big panic, no?
(Ran out, no?)
No utter freakouts, not even a "gross"?
(Not one "gross"?)
You've got a secret you think I should know?
(I should know?)
How did I not figure out, f-figure ou-out

You're undead, seems that you are just like me
You're undead, dead since 1993
You're undead, should've let me knoooow
You're undead, a zombie, wow
You're undead, just like me, wow

We're undead, don't know how we came to be
We're undead, still a giant mystery
We're undead, now I've got your noooose
We're undead, both zombies, wow
We're undead, love you more now
We're undead

Most of the twists in my parodies are planned ahead, but this one was a spur-of-the-moment "heeeeey, I just had a brilliant idea!" kinda thing. Thought I'd let you know...

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Matthias - July 10, 2013 - Report this comment
I read this one from my phone but I couldn't comment because it was from my phone. This one is great. Love the twist ending where the girl he's talking to is actually a zombie too. This reminds me of the movie "Warm Bodies" if you haven't seen it you should totally check it out (It's kinda like Twilight with zombies but it's much, much, much better than Twilight)
Blaydeman - August 01, 2013 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This is fantastic. I love the OS and the title change was perfect. So funny and that little twist at the end put it over the top for me.
Abbott Skelding - August 03, 2013 - Report this comment
You know you have written a good parody when the next time you hear the OS, you're going to be singing the spoof lyrics. That is going to be me the next time I listen to the original! Excellent work! A lot of funny lines and superb pacing, great job!

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