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Song Parodies -> "A Gold Tooth"

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Original Performer:

La Roux

Parody Song Title:

"A Gold Tooth"

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The Lyrics

"You know what'd make your teeth really shine?" "Uh, brushing them for once?" "Pointless gold bits!" "Uh, no" "I'm your dentist, I know best" "Not in this case..."
Too many snacks, I've chewed down
Upon, so what I need right now
Is a replacement for my messed-up teeth
But I've got a weird dentist
Medical whiz, but he insists
On tryin' somethin' fancy for a spin
Listen, pal, my jaw is sore
Just fill until the hole's no more
Your sales pitch isn't gonna work on me
Sure, it's a trend goin' round
I think it's dumb, bein' blunt now
I'll never let you put that in my teeth

Just seems crazy to me, a gold tooth
You can't sway me, don't need a gold tooth

I don't need a golden crown
On my head or inside my mouth
A soft metal won't help me chew for shit
Dude, dude, dude, don't change your words
Was clear as day the speech I heard
Or was "twenty-four karat" not just said?
Dis-dis-dis-dislike showoffs
Who show their wealth in how they chomp
So spare me and cheaply fix my mouth
No, I don't want silver now
You do good work, I won't walk out
But I'll sue if you pimp my grill now

Just seems crazy to me, a gold tooth
You can't pay me to need a gold tooth
Plain and crazy to me, a gold tooth
I'm not payin', don't need a gold tooth

Repeat: don't need a gold tooth
Don't force on me a gold tooth

Know I'll hate it, trust me, no gold tooth
I don't crave that damn sheen, no gold tooth
Prefer pain to that, please (please refrain, please), no gold tooth (show restraint, hold that shite)
Just sounds crazy to me (and I'm sane, see), a gold tooth (don't gold-plate teeth of mine)

If this song had a more substantial verse, I'd make some reference to desperate people trying to rip out the gold teeth or somethin'.

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