-> "TransFan Mayhem!"
Original Song Title:
"This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race"
Parody Song Title:
I'm in the kids toy aisle
Searching for a figure that had just come out
And I see some kid, holding it
So I look over his shoulder
And read the blurb on the back
'Not just a car, it's a six-inch robot!'
'Not just a plane, it's an eight-inch robot!'
'Not just a tank, it's a 12-inch robot!'
3-pack Transformers are awesome, cause I pay less
I am a TransFan
And the toys I buy must be articulate
As much as I can
I buy the figures that I do not have yet
That I don't have yet
I search the TF sites ev'ry day
(Hey, it keeps me busy)
Look for pics of new figs that I might buy
(New Transformers out the wazoo)
And then I'm hunting for these toys, buy a lot
Even if they're just retools
Or, even r-r-r-repaints
'Not just a tank, it's a six-inch robot!'
'Not just a jet, it's an six-inch robot!'
'Not just a toy, it's a six-inch robot!'
It's just one toy - a Triple Changer!
I am a Transfan
And the toys I buy, the joints must not be loose
Joints must not be loose
Also if I can
I'll fix the toys up, and give them a new head
Give them a new head
(Instrumental break, maybe by Soundwave)
All fanboys who said Hasbro gave no love
And all the fans who are willing to accept change
Buy, until your cash runs out
We ain't insane, we are all just fanboys!
This ain't insane, we just like to buy toys!
What is insane? It's when one bot's missing
(Where is my Groove?)
What is insane? It's ev'ry year at Christmas!
What is insane? It's ev'ry year at BotCon!
What is insane? When we cried when Prime's gone!
We are all TransFans
And we all believe the best toy ain't made yet
Best toy ain't made yet
Crazy ass Tranfans!
We can only hope we all stay out of debt
All stay out of debt!
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