-> "Can't Think Up a Band Name"
Original Song Title:
"You Give Love a Bad Name"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Think Up a Band Name"
The Lyrics
God, it's so hard here to create
Cause I can't think up a band name
Been here a while, don't feel so well
The pain in my front lobes continues to swell
All my buds, they depend on me
To fill registration to make cash green
Whoa-oh-oh, maybe "Bonus Fun"? Yeah-eah
Oh-oh-oh, perhaps "Air of Stun"?
Those guys won't help me since they're also stumped
God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Can't go with "Dartz" cause that's way past lame
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Yeah, can't think up a band name
This blank line, it taunts, I'm pissed
Hate to fail and waste pencil tips
I thought "Lead Sheet" could work just fine
But after a think, poisonous things aren't right
Whoa-oh-oh, maybe "Bogus Bun"?
Oh-oh-oh, perhaps "Fair to Pun"?
This should be easy but my brain's still plugged
God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Won't pick "Punch Hard", that makes pain sound great
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Can't think up, no
Oh
God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name
How 'bout "Fun Park"? No, that's way too safe
Can't think up a band name (band name)
God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Might leave that part blank, could claim we're "Space"
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh), band name
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh), band name
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh), band name
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
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