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Song Parodies -> "Can't Think Up a Band Name"

Original Song Title:

"You Give Love a Bad Name"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Think Up a Band Name"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

There's "leaving things to the last minute" and then there's this guy...
God, it's so hard here to create
Cause I can't think up a band name

Been here a while, don't feel so well
The pain in my front lobes continues to swell
All my buds, they depend on me
To fill registration to make cash green
Whoa-oh-oh, maybe "Bonus Fun"? Yeah-eah
Oh-oh-oh, perhaps "Air of Stun"?
Those guys won't help me since they're also stumped

God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Can't go with "Dartz" cause that's way past lame
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Yeah, can't think up a band name

This blank line, it taunts, I'm pissed
Hate to fail and waste pencil tips
I thought "Lead Sheet" could work just fine
But after a think, poisonous things aren't right
Whoa-oh-oh, maybe "Bogus Bun"?
Oh-oh-oh, perhaps "Fair to Pun"?
This should be easy but my brain's still plugged

God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Won't pick "Punch Hard", that makes pain sound great
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Can't think up, no

Oh
God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name
How 'bout "Fun Park"? No, that's way too safe
Can't think up a band name (band name)
God, it's so hard here to create
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Might leave that part blank, could claim we're "Space"
Can't think up a band name (band name)
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh), band name
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh), band name
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh), band name
Can't think up (whoa-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

If I was to start a band, I'd figure out the best way to spell that "I don't know" sound and use that.

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Patrick - December 03, 2018 - Report this comment
I always thought "Lunatic Fringe" would make a good name.
Jonathan - December 03, 2018 - Report this comment
that does it! if I ever start a band, I'm calling it Fair To Pun! 5s

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