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Song Parodies -> "You Dropped It on the Floor"

Original Song Title:

"Versace on the Floor"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"You Dropped It on the Floor"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Seriously, don't eat anything you just dropped on the floor. Who knows where that floor's been?
Thought I'd be nice tonight, girl
So at a restaurant, we're stoppin'
Will be an expensive feed, that might hurt
But only for my wallet
Can't wait 'til my steak gets here
I hope some blood might flow
Better have cooked it right, hang on, what do I spy
Right now?

Wait, baby, pretty sure that that slice of bread of yours
Ooh-ooh, just hit the deck, so please don't eat it anymore
No, please don't eat it no more
"What's the big deal about it, baby?"

You dropped it on the floor
Ooh-ooh, not supposed to eat, to eat, to eat, to eat that, girl
You dropped it on the floor
Ooh-ooh-ooh, not supposed to eat, to eat, to eat, to eat that, girl, mmm-mmm

My jaw's become slack 'cause I'm appalled
That you'd pull that trick in public
Not that it's okay at home at all
But at least there, I know we've scrubbed it
Here? They only vacuum up
When doors are closed, for real
You know I work 9 to 5 in a real similar store
I deal, I deal

With the straight-up worst type (the worst type) of folks, good lord (oh, good lord)
Ooh-ooh, they make a mess, poop and vomit's been there before
No time to clean it before
We sat here, yet you ate it? Crazy

You dropped it on the floor
Ooh-ooh, not supposed to eat, to eat, to eat, to eat that, girl
You dropped it on the floor
Ooh-ooh-ooh, not supposed to eat, to eat, to eat, to eat that, girl
Gag

Don't pick it up and then eat it
Don't pick it up and then eat it
Don't pick it up and then eat it, baby
Don't pick it up (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
"Wasn't five seconds, just four, four, four"?
Doesn't matter, don't taste it

Ooh-ooh, you dropped it on the floor
Hey, baby, not supposed to eat, to eat, to eat, to eat that, girl
You dropped it on the floor
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh, not supposed to eat, to eat, to eat, to eat that, girl
You dropped it on the floor
Floor
Floor

And now I shall regale you all with the chorus of "Versace" by Migos. *Ahem* Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace Versace Versace, Versace Versace, Versace, Versace Versace, Versace Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace, Versace Versace, Versace Versace, Versace, Versace Versace, Versace Versace, Versace, Versace Versace, Versace Versace

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