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Song Parodies -> "Dirty Load"

Original Song Title:

"Work from Home"

Original Performer:

Fifth Harmony ft. Ty Dolla $ign

Parody Song Title:

"Dirty Load"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Into Pieces" self-challenge. Some people just don't take care of their clothes...and expect someone else to get it all clean. This person takes one such ass to task!
I hate loadin' your washin', I hate but I can't stop it
For the same reason I hate it: all your clothes are covered
In grime and other you've-been-outside markers
Day in and day out, I wonder how you're still not ti-ired
But I digress from wha-at my poi-oint i-is
The five-inch dirt laye-er is gross (oh-oh)
Causes neverendin' frustra-atio-ion
These filthy rags in e-ev'ry load

Gettin' sick of all the dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
On your pants and ev'ry skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt
Ev'ry day, a mound of dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
On each sock and ev'ry shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt
Make a dirty load, oh-oh, oh-oh
Hate these dirty loads, oh-oh, oh-oh

You're sick of the commotion that I make? Well, here's a notion:
Don't get your clothes so filthy they need a double lot of loadin'
They're a bit past "spotty", they're so friggin' grotty
I've tried pre-scrubbin' the things, but post-load they're still real dirty
So I don't even da-are to dry-y i-it
In case it's permane-ent, which blows (oh-oh)
Goes right back in, breeds more frustra-atio-ion
This neverendin' cy-ycle load, yeah-eah, yeah-eah

Gettin' sick of all the dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
On your shorts and ev'ry shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt, shirt
Ev'ry day, more piles of dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
On each stockin' and each skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt
Make a dirty load, oh-oh, oh-oh
Hate these dirty loads, oh-oh, oh-oh (hate the grime, oh-oh yeah)

Girl, gettin' dirt on me (dirt on me)
I'm no fan of that, get that off me (scrub it)
Treadin' on the ground, that's more work for me-e (okay)
Take your shoes off, give them to me (oh yeah)
All this dirt will take five weeks (ooh-ooh-ooh)
To scrape it off, I'd bet money (ooh-ooh-oh-oh)
That as soon as they're both clean (oh no)
You're outside in the mud, must hate me-e-e
Ooh-ooh, ev'ry day, clean your shoes (yeah)
What's the point in settin' rules (oh no)?
Because I simply know
You'll screw up and break them
Dive in mud just like that
Then you ask why I'm never jo-o-olly

Gettin' sick of all the di-i-i-i-irt, dirt, dirt (oh-oh-oh), dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
On your hats and ev'ry skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt, skirt (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh-yeah)
Where do you find all this dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt?
On your undies and each shirt (friggin' dirt), shirt, shirt (friggin' dirt), shirt, shirt (yeah), shirt (yeah), shirt
Make a di-irty loa-oa-oad, oh-oh, oh-oh
Hate these di-irty loa-oa-oads, oh-oh, oh-oh
Yeah-eah, sick of dirty loa-oa-oads, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Yeah, hate these dirty loa-oads, oh-oh, oh-ooh, yeah

I would've made a remark about how I rarely get more than the occasional bolognese spot on my shorts, but then I had to get and spill a pan filed with soapy, greasy water all over me while trying to wash the dishes earlier today. It was the last dish, too. Luckily it wasn't boiling, but lemme tell ya, it was weird having a shower in the middle of the day because of it.

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