Saw the side-ish eye
I sent you at nine
Sensed that I'm pissed off, don't wanna talk to you
Of course you approach
Because you've never owned
Some common sense or good long term mem'ry, dude
Yeah

Last night's dull affair
It was lame, you did not care
I was expectin' more than nothin'
Oh-oh
Last night's dull affair
To dried paint, can't compare
No, cause that would least be somethin' (somethin')

Your passion was fake
Had no need to stay
Know that I'd betray my love, but that was weak
Wanted a quick roll
But you went so slow
I can't even say I can push the guilt deep
Cause you failed to please

Last night's dull affair
I can't say I wasn't there
I think I left my undie bottoms
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Last night's dull affair
To bad porn, can't compare
No, that's a fun kind of awful
Lame

Ey
Last night's dull affair
Only great in that to share
Is to describe your awkward humpin'
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah
Last night's dull affair
As blackmail, won't fair
No, so that, at least, is somethin', somethin'
Yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah

Last night: crap night
Last night: crap night
Last night: crap night
Dull affair, yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah
Whoo
Last night's dull affair
Whoah-oh, yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Must forget last night's dull affair
Barely anythin' there
Yeah-ee-yeah
Jack all there, yeah-eah
Whoo, last night's dull affair