-> "Where's My Taxi Now?"
Original Song Title:
"Are You Happy Now?"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Where's My Taxi Now?"
The Lyrics
Places to be to-oday
And I'd prefe-er not to be late
But I just can't seem to-o see
Any of those taxi-i dudes
Been waitin' fo-or an ho-ur, dude
It's just not fai-ai-air, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Lots of cars are passin' by
All I need is a taxi now, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Searchin' for that yellow shade
With a frown on my face
Where's my taxi no-ow?
Want my taxi now
Know what you are gonna say
"Why can't you si-imply-y drive today
Or take the bus, you du-umb shit, yeah-eah"
I do-on't have a lice-ence, okay
And the buse-es are always late
So this ai-ain't fai-ai-air, yeah-ee-yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Ordered the damn thing online
But I can't see my taxi now, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Sometimes my hopes get a raise
Just a yellow R8
Not my taxi now, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Where's my taxi no-ow?
Want my taxi no-ow, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
I've been standin' here waitin' for so long
Should've asked for a lift, but I did not
Guess that would've made too much se-ense
Yeah-ee-ee-yeah-eah
Out the corner of my eye
I think I see my taxi now, yeah-ee-ee-yeah
It's got the company name
On the side, so I wave
That's my taxi no-ow, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-ee-yeah-eah
Here's my taxi now (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
There's my taxi now (yeah, yeah-eah-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Hang on, wait, this can't be right
Meter's tickin' all this time
Since you left from your home base?
That's bullcrap, I won't pay
Stupid taxi clown, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Need new taxi now
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