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I've never actually been to a comic shop, they are a mystery to me.
Give props to Stan Lee
Other writers too
Though R.I.P. to Jack Kirby

I would like to read some stories
I would like to spend some money
I would like to stare at hotties
I would like some comic books

Hey Mr. Store Guy, what you got on hand
I wanna read about heroes
Like Superman and Flash, and even Aquaman
Though he's closer to zero

Comics: my fav'rite thing that's on paper
Comics whether by DC or by Marvel

New Batman ish today
Will the villain be the Clock
King or that Scarcrow nutjob?
Cannot wait to read it through
Cuz the cover doesn't say
Although even if it did
Wouldn't trust it anyway

Comics make the day go that much faster
Comics are the best use of ink and paper

There's so much awesome

Like to look at crazy fight scenes
Like to look at bad guys screaming
Like to look at girls in tight jeans
Or in latex, I don't care

Hey Mr. Store Guy
Where'd you fuckin' go
I'm waiting for my new issues
You went into the back, with nothing you came out
Wouldn't that piss you off, dude?
Uh, uh, uh

Comics, really need some, kinda right now
Comics, anything that's not drawn by Liefeld*
Comics: are they really such a waste of
Comics waste your time, but in quite a fun way

Thanks Mr. Store Guy
Took your bloody time
But thank you for my new issues
And here's the cash I owe, right down to the last cent
Wait, that's a dirty tissue
Uh, uh, uh

Sorry, that's not cash, that's something private
Oopsie, how that got there, I do not know

Here, Mr. Store Guy
Thanks for your help, bye!
* Ly-feld (look him up, just don't do anything violent after you see what he calls 'art')

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 8

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Old Man Ribber - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
Action Comics #1 (the first appearance of Superman) recently was auctioned for one million dollars! This, however, is a billion dollar parody. ;D
Matthias - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
I like where you got the idea from because the music video is animated it was great.
Phil Nelson - March 08, 2010 - Report this comment
When I was a kid I used to go to this comics store nearby. Anyway, good parody, flowed well
Rex - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Aquaman's still around? Nice job on this.
Matthias - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
For a man who only gave my Spider-Man tribute 1 point last round you sure do know a lot about comics. Just messing with ya, this was pretty good.
Agrimorfee - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
It was paced well, a difficult song to work with. Constructive criticism I've given you before which I will give again: try to push the level of absurdity up a notch.
Christie Marie M - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Comically hilarious! My bro and I used to collect Marvel and Superman comics when we were still children. My bro's fave comic is "The Death Of Superman". I also have one of my old X-Men comics back in 1992-93. But now, the only comics I read are Sunday Comics with Garfield, Hi and Lois, etc. I used to play Comix Zone for Sega Genesis. If I won the lottery, I would buy the rarest comics available. Anyways, 555 back issues for this one and ditto on Matt's comment about the music video.
Christie Marie M - March 14, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry 69) I meant to add that to my comment. Sorry.
Syncronos - March 22, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Hey! I like Liefeld!! Cable...Deadpool...what's not to- Oh. Ahem. My nerd is showing. All 5s for you...quit hating on Liefeld!
Below Average Dave - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Uh, hmmm. . .I have to admit TCOP, there was nothing in this that really made me laugh. It seemed overall pretty well paced, and other than a few missed rhymes, it was technically very good, but it just didn't have any real out there lines. . .no quoateables so to speak.

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