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Song Parodies -> "Feed Without Truth"

Original Song Title:

"Be Without You"

Original Performer:

Mary J. Blige

Parody Song Title:

"Feed Without Truth"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Sometimes you can't tell which is real news, what's a hoax, what's just clickbait, what's a bag of viruses, etc...
I wanna feed with truth, where's my feed with truth, need a feed with truth
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
I wanna feed with truth, where's my feed with truth, need a feed with truth
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh oh)
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (oh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-oh-ooh-ooh)

Lots of links on Twitter I could click on
But I won't, I'll tell you why-y:
I don't know how many are just lies and
How many a-are spamifie-ie-ie-ie-ied
Not a whole lot of tell-tale trai-aits, so I can't tell that
This news page is bollocks, I feel like a huge sap
Yes, a total prat
Yes, didn't know it
Yes, that it was shit
Yes, so all I want is

No cons, nothin' wro-ong
Sick of this feed without truth, buddy
Is coffee cancerous? I feel like a dope
Why must it be without truth, buddy (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
I don't think it's really too much to ask of my web peeps
Shock news, don't fake it, cause I really hate it
Like this if you also prefer a feed with the truth, buddy-y-y-y-y

Isn't just in my Twitter (a lot of ways to get this nonse-e-e-ense)
I get stupid e-mails from friends of mine (no)
Would they lie (no-o)?
On purpose? No, they never research it, see if it's junk
This new law's a lie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie-ie, buddy
Sick of the unendin' influx
Yes, it's quite painfu-ul
Yes, it's not rea-eal
Yes, they're not sneakin' human in our meals

Bullshit, it's wrong, very o-off
Sick of this feed without truth, buddy (oh-oh-oh)
Is [insert celeb] dead? Better be a joke
Why must it be without truth, buddy (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
I wouldn't think that it's a bit much to ask my family-y
Shock news, don't fake it, cause I bloody hate it
Forward if you a-also prefer a feed with the truth, buddy
Yeah-eah-eah

See, this is why-y the real news of the da-ay escapes my watch
Cause I can't take a risk
If it's wrong, happens e'vry da-ay (ma-a-a-a-ate)
Out of the loop a-a ton, sucks to be me
Don't know 'bout you (no, don't know 'bout you-ou)
But if you've been similarly sca-arred
By the lies claimin' they're the tru-u-u-uth (come o-on, come o-on, come o-on)
Like totally legit new di-iets (diets)
Celebs who are really quite raci-ist (celebs who are really quite racist)
Oh, it's all bu-ullshit (bullshit)
Except all the parts that are legi-i-it
This world of ours is ki-inda batshit

Which parts are wrong, which are no-ot?
Is this a feed without truth, buddy (a feed without truth, buddy)?
Who's showin' their butt? I don't wanna kno-o-ow
Wish that part is without truth, buddy (oh-oh-oh-oh)?
So maybe it is a bit too much to ask ev'rybody
Shock news, don't fake it, even though I hate it
Guess I'll never kno-ow if I'll have a feed with the truth, buddy
He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
He-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-ey (I wanna feed with truth, where's my feed with truth, need a feed with truth)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I wanna feed with truth, where's my feed with truth, need a feed with truth)
I wanna feed with truth, where's my feed with truth, need a feed with truth
I wanna feed with truth, where's my feed with truth, need a feed with truth

God, I hope a well-known and beloved celebrity with four syllables in their name doesn't die as this gets posted, that'd be the worst timing.

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