Fun Music Information -> Mary J Blige

Album cover parody of No More Drama by Mary J Blige
Parody album cover
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Misspellings and other Alternate Names:

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Mary J Blige

Strange Offspring Names:

  • Hannah - what a weird name hannah its hebrew i think Submitted by: summer

Song Parodies:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Just Fine""Are U Blind?"Exxtregular/Chanell W
"Just Fine""Are U Blind?"XXtregular/Chanell W
"Real Love""Veal Cutlet"Michael
"No More Drama""No Pajamas"Ethan Mawyer
"No More Drama""No More Lama's"Ghetto John
"Rainy Dayz""Sunny Days"Wolveroses

Untapped Commercial Ideas:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Missing YouAT &Tspankmelikewoah

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
No More DramaSoapNetbeatlebabe

Misheard Lyrics:

"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Soldiers dance fo' free.
Original Lyrics:
So just dance for me.
"Natural Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to feel so inspired.
Original Lyrics:
I used to feel so uninspired.
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk before this
Funk before this
In this dancery.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
"Family Affair"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get francophones
Fanophones
In this dance so real.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Story:

"I'm Going Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
My whole world stops, sundown.
Original Lyrics:
My whole world's upside down.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Alicia

I was in my 4th period class. I was singing at the top of my lungs after my teacher told me to stop. But I didn't like her, so I didn't listen. I blurted out these lyrics, and everybody just stop what they were doing and looked at me crazy. Even people who didn't even know the song looked at me strange. My lyrics really don't make any sense?

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Family Affair"
Better Lyrics:
Let's get up off our @$$#$, school the masses
Of society
Don't let'em get away with slaying English
Language, can't you see
Don't need no education, graduation
Vocabulary skills
Just need a record deal with time to kill
And hundred dollar bills
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun up on it
In this dance-arie
We got ya'll open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleration
In this dance-arie
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
Submitted by: Christine Causey

Nonsensical Lyrics:

"When We"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I know you'll always choose what's best for us
Cuz we make good love
Why They're Nonsensical:
Great song, but the lyrics are nonsensical. It doesn't automatically follow from the fact that the guy is good in bed that he will be able to make sound decisions regarding the entire relationship.
Submitted by: fi0na
"Family Affair"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Don't need no hateration, holeration.
Why They're Nonsensical:
Mary writes her songs with help from the ever useful 'Big Book of Made-up Words'.
Submitted by: NC
 
 
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