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Album cover parody of No More Drama by Mary J Blige
Parody album cover
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This is the most recent information about Mary J. Blige that has been submitted to amIright. If we have more information about Mary J. Blige, then we provide a link to the section where it appears (the actual page whenever possible).

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Possible Misspelled Names:

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Mary J Blige

Music Performer Nicknames:

Known informally as: Empress of Soul. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:

  • Hannah - what a weird name hannah its hebrew i think Submitted by: summer

Singers Who Act:

Notable Acting Credits
Comments & Submitter Name
"Rock of Ages, Black Nativity, Empire, The Ghost Whisperer"http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004763/?ref_=nv_sr_3#actress Blige held her own well. - Piper

Vainity Songs:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Deep Inside"Mary J. Blige basically talk about herself throughout the song by saying "I'm just Mary"! - Paul Warren

Song Titles Not Used as Lyrics:

Song Name
Comments & Submitter Name
"Family Affair"Let's get it crunk upon, have fun upon/Up in this dancery/We got ya'll open, now ya floatin'/So you gots to dance for me/Don't need no hateration, holleration/In this dancery/Let's get it percolatin' while you're waiting/So just dance for me - xxxpress

New Band Names:

New Name
Why It's Better
Submitter Name
Mary O. BligeMiddle initial and last name spell out "oblige."Hugh Boettcher

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"What You Need," INXS"Love Is All We Need," Mary J. Blige
"Don't Cry," Seal"Not Gon' Cry," Mary J. Blige
"Be Happy," Mary J. Blige"Make Someone Happy," Perry Como
"Seven Days," Mary J. Blige"One Week," Barenaked Ladies

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"When Wet" originally "When We"
Sally Kedoula
"When Wed" originally "When We"
Amanda Svenson

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Be Without You""Feed Without Truth"the_conqueror_of_parodies
"Family affair""Raider Hatersong"stantheman
"Just Fine""Are U Blind?"Exxtregular/Chanell W
"Just Fine""Are U Blind?"XXtregular/Chanell W
"Real Love""Veal Cutlet"Michael
"No More Drama""No Pajamas"Ethan Mawyer
"No More Drama""No More Lama's"Ghetto John
"Rainy Dayz""Sunny Days"Wolveroses

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Missing YouAT &Tspankmelikewoah

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
No More DramaSoapNetbeatlebabe

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Selling The Drama
   Live
No More Drama
   Mary J. Blige
Selling No More Drama
Melissa
Got To Be Real
   Cheryl Lynn
Real Love
   Mary J. Blige
Got To Be Real Love
Alex
I'm Going Down
   Mary J. Blige
Down Under
   Men At Work
I'm Going Down Under
O.J. Chamberlain
I'm Goin' Down
   Mary J. Blige
Down The Drain
   Stakka Bo
I'm Goin' Down The Drain
Normile Richardson
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Sky Cries Mary J. Blige
Sky Cries Mary combined with Mary J. Blige
Submitted By: Karen Smith
Jesus and Mary J. Blige Chain
Jesus and Mary Chain combined with Mary J. Blige
I'm surprised no one did this one.
Submitted By: JeReMy
Peter, Paul and Mary J. Blige
Peter, Paul and Mary combined with Mary J. Blige
Submitted By: Chris Caldwell
Mary Jay Oblige
Mary J. Blige combined with The O'Jays
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners

Misheard Lyrics:

"Be Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call the Brady Bunch if you just can't be without you, baby
Original Lyrics:
Call the radio if you just can't be without you, baby
"Be Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got Bush
Original Lyrics:
We got bulls***
"No More Drama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Broken whore again
Another less than learned
Original Lyrics:
Broken heart again
Another lesson learned
"Enough Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a pee pee
Original Lyrics:
Jacob Fe Fe
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"I'm Going Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
My whole world stops, sundown.
Original Lyrics:
My whole world's upside down.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Alicia

I was in my 4th period class. I was singing at the top of my lungs after my teacher told me to stop. But I didn't like her, so I didn't listen. I blurted out these lyrics, and everybody just stop what they were doing and looked at me crazy. Even people who didn't even know the song looked at me strange. My lyrics really don't make any sense?

There are additional misheard stories available.

Song Parody Fragments:

"Be Happy"
Better Lyrics:
And some peas and corn and rice

I got the inspiration for these lyrics because I dreamed that I heard a short clip of the song and I heard Mary say "And some peas and corn and rice," and I could see each food item appear one at a time as she said them.
Original Lyrics:
And to find a love that's mine
Submitted by: Isac
"Family Affair"
Better Lyrics:
Let's get up off our @$$#$, school the masses
Of society
Don't let'em get away with slaying English
Language, can't you see
Don't need no education, graduation
Vocabulary skills
Just need a record deal with time to kill
And hundred dollar bills
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun up on it
In this dance-arie
We got ya'll open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleration
In this dance-arie
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
Submitted by: Christine Causey

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"When We"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
I know you'll always choose what's best for us
Cuz we make good love
Why They're Nonsensical:
Great song, but I think the lyrics are nonsensical, because it doesn't automatically follow from the fact that the guy is good in bed that he will be able to make sound decisions regarding the entire relationship.
Submitted by: rebecca
"Family Affair"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
Don't need no hateration, holeration.
Why They're Nonsensical:
The obvious double-negative doesn't bother me, but Mary seems to write her songs with help from the ever useful 'Big Book of Made-up Words'. Tell me, what is "hateration" and/or "holeration"?
Submitted by: Mike Hack

Song Lyrics That Mention Other Songs:

"I'm Goin' Down"
The Song Lyrics:
Ooh baby love
Song They Mention:
"Baby Love" by The Supremes
Submitted by: nally
 

Band Name Anagrams:

My Bilge Jar Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty
Glib Rye Jam Submitted by: Consta Pate
Bye Girl Jam Submitted by: Lydia Idyl
Be Girly Jam Submitted by: Lydia Idyl

Song Title Anagrams:

"I'm Doing Gown" originally "I'm Going Down"
Not a spoonerism, as doing & going don't rhyme.
Submitted by: Ring Around The Rosie O'Donnell Abu Dhabi
"Seen Davy's" originally "Seven Days"
Seen Davy's what?
Submitted by: Pam Tabor

Song Title Spoonerisms:

"Card Times Hum Again No More" originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Submitted by: Sam Bucus the elder
"Hard Times Mum Again No Core" originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Submitted by: Sam Bucus the elder
"Hard Times Gum A Cane No More" originally "Hard Times Come Again No More"
Submitted by: Sam Bucus the elder
"Deep Sin - Eyed" originally "Deep Inside"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger
"Seep In Dyed" originally "Deep Inside"
Submitted by: Regina Haniger

There are additional Song Title Spoonerisms available.

Lyrics Spoonerisms:

"Hard Times Come Again No More"
The Lyrics:
Though we seek mirth and beauty
And music light and clear
Why:
Though we seek birth and mute 'E'
And music light and clear
Submitted by: Rick O'Shea
 

Band Name Spoonerisms:

Jerry May Blige originally "Mary J. Blige"
Another spoonerism previously posted as anagram
Submitted by: Angie O'Plasty

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