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Song Parodies -> "Veal Cutlet"

Original Song Title:

"Real Love"

Original Performer:

Mary J. Blige

Parody Song Title:

"Veal Cutlet"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Cow is bad to munch apon
They were living they could breathe
When you slaughter they realize
They will be a steak suprise
You should tried for slaugther
If you kill cow you don't die
It's the same as cannibalism
Veal Cutlet is bad for you

Veal Cutlet
I'm searchin' for Veal Cutlet
Torchured Baby Cows
Veal Cutlet
I'm chompin' on Veal Cutlet

Mooo, is the sound they will make
If you sack it through their necks
They will bleed "like humans do"
Even if you slaughter one
So eating cows should be a crime
You don't know what cows are made of
And still people eat cows like Big Macs
Lead them away from Veal Cutlet

I got to have Veal Cutlet
They will scream mooo baby
I thought veal was ok
I thought cows were the answer to
Eating humans like Hannibal
It's wrong to be a Cannibal
It's like that when you eat cows
I'll find rats in Veal Cutlet

So i protest on the farms
Try to stop production of veal
Even massage and feed cows minerals
The taste of meat is sick
Now i know it may be yum
But you must get over that
It might taste good through the summertime,
winter, spring, and fall


You see those Republicans eat Veal Cutlets
And they don't know where they go
Goes through stomach then your @$$
And still they do not know
How it feels to be Veal Cutlet
Cause it seems it's harmless now
But when the cows protest they will
Bite your heads off and ow


Veal Cutlet
"Don't eat veal"- Stan Marsh "South Park"

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