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Misheard Song Lyrics -> Artist -> B -> Mary J. Blige
Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Mary J. Blige that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.
There are 57 misheard song lyrics for Mary J. Blige on amIright currently.
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"Be Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
If it's really worth losing May
Original Lyrics:
If it's really worth losing me
"Be Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I can't be a doctor, baby
Original Lyrics:
And I can't be without you, baby
"Be Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call the Brady Bunch if you just can't be without you, baby
Original Lyrics:
Call the radio if you just can't be without you, baby
"Be Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Too hard to figure
Original Lyrics:
Too hard to fake it
"Be Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got Bush
Original Lyrics:
We got bulls***
Bush as in George H.W. Bush or George W. Bush. BTW, this was from the clean version in which they censor out the second syllable in the word, hence making it sound more like the last name of a president.
"Enough Cryin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a pee pee
Original Lyrics:
Jacob Fe Fe
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on everybody get on up,
cuz you know we gotta get real drunk
cuz you know we gotta get real drunk
Original Lyrics:
Come on everybody get on up,
cuz you know we gotta get it crunk
cuz you know we gotta get it crunk
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get drunk 'cause Mary's back.
Let's get drunk 'cause Mary's back.
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get crunk 'cuz Mary's back
Let's get crunk 'cuz Mary's back
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
just get drunk cuz Mary's back!
just get drunk cuz Mary's back!
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't matter if you're white or black,
let's get crunk cuz Mary's back!
let's get crunk cuz Mary's back!
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no adoration
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no hateration, holleration
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't need no halo-ration
or
Don't need no haddock racin'
or
Don't need no hard-o-racin'
or
Don't need no haddock racin'
or
Don't need no hard-o-racin'
Original Lyrics:
Don't need no adoration
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Get that francophone on the phone
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk, we gon' have fun
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get drugs and make some crack
Let's get drugs and make some crack
Original Lyrics:
It doesn't matter if you're white or black,
Let's get crunk cause Mary's back
Let's get crunk cause Mary's back
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It don't matter if you're white or black
Let's get ducks and make them quack!
Let's get ducks and make them quack!
Original Lyrics:
It don't matter if you're white or black
Let's get drunk 'cause Mary's back!
Let's get drunk 'cause Mary's back!
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just kidding Hercules
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin'
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get francophones
Fanophones
In this dance so real.
Fanophones
In this dance so real.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk before this
Funk before this
In this dancery.
Funk before this
In this dancery.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it crunk
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
We gonna have fun
Up on in this, dance for me.
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it percolated, violated
At the Patisserie
At the Patisserie
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
So just dance for me
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin', body shakin'
So use Vaseline.
So use Vaseline.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me.
So just dance for me.
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get it perky ladies
While you're waiting
So let's dance for me.
While you're waiting
So let's dance for me.
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin'
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
While you're waiting
So just dance for me.
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's get perky ladies
Original Lyrics:
Let's get it percolatin'
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Life one so farty windy
Original Lyrics:
Life's one big party with me
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
No more trouble in your life
Original Lyrics:
No more drama in your life
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
So your goats can dance for me
Original Lyrics:
So you gots to dance for me
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soldier's guts can dance for me
or
Soldier's butts can dance for free
or
So your guts can dance for me
or
Soldier's butts can dance for free
or
So your guts can dance for me
Original Lyrics:
So you gots to dance for me
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Soldiers dance for free.
Original Lyrics:
So just dance for me.
"Family Affair" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Up on in this, dance for me
The pipes are open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hater player, holler'n at me
In this dance for me
It's coffee perculatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
The pipes are open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hater player, holler'n at me
In this dance for me
It's coffee perculatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
Original Lyrics:
Up on in this, dance for me
We got ya open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleration'
In this dance for me
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
We got ya open, now ya floatin'
So you gots to dance for me
Don't need no hateration, holleration'
In this dance for me
Let's get it percolatin', while you're waiting
So just dance for me
"Give Me You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All my nice b*tches holding you
Original Lyrics:
All my nights spent just holding you
"I'm Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna die
Original Lyrics:
I'm goin' down
"I'm Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
My whole world stops, sundown.
Original Lyrics:
My whole world's upside down.
"Just Fine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just join right here
Original Lyrics:
This joint right here
"My Life" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you look in my life
You see what I see.
or
If you look at my life
You seen what I see.
You see what I see.
or
If you look at my life
You seen what I see.
Original Lyrics:
If you looked in my life
And see what I've seen...
And see what I've seen...
"Natural Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I used to feel so inspired.
Original Lyrics:
I used to feel so uninspired.
"No More Drama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Another mission learned
Original Lyrics:
Another lesson learned
"No More Drama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Broken whore again
Another less than learned
Another less than learned
Original Lyrics:
Broken heart again
Another lesson learned
Another lesson learned
"No More Drama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know when I'm sorry, begin
Original Lyrics:
But I know where the story begins
"No More Drama" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooh, when I sleep, I need to know that you won't breathe.
Original Lyrics:
Oooh, when I sleep, I need to know that you agree.
"Not Gon' Cry" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You were dizzy loving yourself
Original Lyrics:
You were busy loving yourself
"Real Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But it ended in this way because cb passed me by
Original Lyrics:
But it ended in this way, since he passed me by
"Real Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm searching for Maria
Original Lyrics:
I'm searching for a real love
"Sweet Thing" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to set a fire
Original Lyrics:
I just want to satisfy it
"You Remind Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so beautiful baby, it's a deja vu honey
Original Lyrics:
I saw you before baby, Is it deja vu, honey?
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