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Song Parodies -> "Are U Blind?"

Original Song Title:

"Just Fine"

Original Performer:

Mary J Blige

Parody Song Title:

"Are U Blind?"

Parody Written by:

XXtregular/Chanell W

The Lyrics

For my people on the, the, the clock...
Are You Blind

Intro
You know I hate driving
And every time I hit the road
I run into someone rude
I run into someone crude
But this time around I’m gone act a fool
When I act a fool
It makes me wanna…..oohh!

Verse 1
Won’t you move?
There’s nothing worst to me than morning commute
Cause the people on the road do what they wanna do
Aint gon let nobody cut me off here, not there, not anywhere
This toe truck’s all on my butt, are you kidding?
Just you dare go on strike my whip, I’ll get riches
Cause my car is paid off in full, I’m legit
I’ll finally have my Lex, watch out Rover cause your next

Hook 1
So I’m slowing it down and I lookin like ‘wow’
At the chick in my side mirror
She sneakin on the side, and I know she can’t drive
This chick’s gonna cause a pile up
Gonna beep at her and flip the finger
I aint scared, I’m a gangsta
See she won’t take my life, She must be blind

Chorus
Are you blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
Blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
She blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
She won’t take my life, she must blind

Verse 2
Damn they rude, and these stupid people done gone and killed my mood
Get the hell out my way, don’t you see me coming through
Let me get off this freeway, ‘fore I take his life, her life, they life
Coming up on a yield sign, I’ll go slowly
And low and behold there’s a van that zoom past me
I drive up to the red light and it’s him
He’s winking me the eye, I just let out a sigh

Hook 2
So he like what he see, damnit it ain’t free
So I go on to ignore him
I take a right on Lee, then turn on down the street
Getting closer to my destination
So I drive up and switch the turn signal
A car’s coming straight towards me
I know they see my headlights, are they blind?

Chorus
Blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
Blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
They blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
I know they see my headlights, are they blind

Bridge
I ain’t gon let you ruin my day
(I ain’t gon let them fools ruin my day, no, no, no)
They lucky that I’m insured with All State
(Yes I, am in, good hands)
I just not gonna take, I’m just not gonna take the bull today
(Not today)
Cause I am in good hands with All State

Vamp
Damn they rude, and these stupid people done tried to kill my mood
Get the hell out my way, don’t you see me coming through
They pushin on my nerves today
These people just cannot drive, are they blind?

Chorus
Blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
Blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
They blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
These people just cannot drive, are they blind?


Hook 2
So he like what he see, damnit it ain’t free
So I go on to ignore him
I take a right on Lee, then turn on down the street
Getting closer to my destination
So I drive up and switch the turn signal
A car’s coming straight towards me
I know they see my headlights, are they blind?

Chorus
Blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
Blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
They blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, blind, move!
I know they see my headlights, are they blind!!!

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MeeMee - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
This here stuff is just breakin my sides!!

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