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Song Parodies -> "Busted Pressure Cooker"

Original Song Title:

"Watermelon Sugar"

Original Performer:

Harry Styles

Parody Song Title:

"Busted Pressure Cooker"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Something to Believe In" self-challenge. You ever have that one piece of kitchen equipment that you wish you never have to use 'cause you don't know how and it's also kinda broken?
I'm a tad wary 'cause I got this feelin'
That that sound means somethin's wrong
That whine's so scary, don't know what it's meanin'
I just know it's not the norm
Not used this pot much now
Other dishes are too dirty, so that's how
I'm stuck with this thing now
Man, I wish I'd never thrown the booklet out

Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker

Not very good at this, I'm reelin'
At each squeak it makes, I'm screwed
A yellow belly's not one that's appealin'
But it also needs some food
This old thing is worn out
Wish my phone was not still at the shop right now

Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines

Food, just wanna make it, not sure if I'll make it
Busted pressure cooker whines

Wish I had sherry to calm down my feelin'
That my dinner has gone wrong
It won't be healthy, burned to shit and peelin'
Off the walls 'cause this will pop, I have no doubt

Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines (bugger)
Busted pressure cooker whines (bugger)
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker whines

Food, just wanna make it, not sure if I'll make it
Busted pressure cooker whines
Once I'm done, I'll break it, really friggin' hate it
Busted pressure cooker whines
Busted pressure cooker

I've personally never used a pressure cooker, hence why I didn't include any details on how they're supposed to work. I could've done research, but I decided that with the very simple lyrics I had to work with, I had to focus on what I already know, that being panicking that something's about to explode.

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