I know this bloke who doesn't act like other folks
It's rare that he delivers his lines normally
But this ain't negative, I'd hate if he retired
Cause this endearin' dude has left one hell of a legacy
His weird inflections, man, and how he just loves to dance
Gotta be lovin' that, if you don't, that's okay, man
Dude's got a passion for some actin' even if the role's shit
Like that "The Country Bears" crud, he's always gonna have fun with it

Haven't said his name loud, I'm gonna ge-et there now
I love his scenes ev'ry time even if the film is shite
"Who is this actor?" you say? Well, if you happened to miss
The title, son, I think Christopher Walken's lots of fun

Forty-four years ago The Anderson Tapes came out
The first in a filmography that continues to grow
It's a lengthy career that is sure to inspire
From hits like Pulp Fiction to Pennies from Heaven
He's sure been around, mixed styles abound, like The Rundown
Action comedy with the Rock, with that, I'm down
But eight years later, he does a crime thriller
Kill the Irishman, that one's also got Val Kilmer

Genre wheel spinnin' 'round, just what will he-e do now?
More crime films like Stand Up Guys, or shit like The Stepford Wives?
But Sleepy Hollow's okay, not great or awful but still
I'm havin' fun because Christopher Walken's havin' fun

The dude can joke 'bout his cue-card readin' ways, that's dope
His role choices may be weird, but there's a reason, though
See, any role that may show up he won't ever say "no", bud
Because Walken's in this for actin', no role that's lowest
So don't get mad and sad he was in Kangaroo Jack
Cause no shits does Walken give, he just loves to a-act
I could watch highlight reels of him night and bloody day
From Click to Jersey Boys to Catch Me If You Can to Hairspra-a-ay

So when another round of film news fi-iltered out
'Bout how Disney will revive more films, what captured my eye
Is the part of King Louie in the new Jungle Book film
That's live-action will be Christopher Walken, that sounds fun
I hope he gets to sing as well, what fun
There's other cool actors who will show up
Idris Elba and Scarlett Johansson
Who cares? Christopher Walken's lots of fun