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Song Parodies -> "I'm Blue?! (What The Hell?)"

Original Song Title:

"Blue (Da Ba Dee)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eiffel 65

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Blue?! (What The Hell?)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If this parody makes little to no sense...good, that's the entire point.
Hey listen up
Here's my story
It may seem kinda freaky, but please stay with me
Cause today I woke up and I found out that I had turned BLUE
I freaked - 'This is a new one'
Blue my skin, and I'm not really happy
Cause at half past ten I got a date with my girl Jen
Will she think I've got a blue fetish - damn
How in the world could this change have happened (echo)

I'm blue, what the hell's going on?
What the hell's going on?
Tell me, what's going on?
Tell me, what's going on?
What could be going on?
What could be going on?
What the hell's going on?

I'm blue, what the hell's going on?
What the crap's going on?
What the slag's going on?
What the smeg's going on?
What the frell's going on?
What the ****'s going on?
What the hell's going on?

I run out the house and get in my car
It's blue in colour, but what do I care?
Drive to the restaurant 'Le Cordon Blue'
Don't think it's funny, since I am blue too
But when I walk in no-one stares at me
And I am thinking 'Why are they not freaked?'
Then I see my girl Jen at table 3
Something is happ'ning, cause she has turned GREEN!

She's green, something's really messed up
Something's really messed up
Something is real messed up
Something is real messed up
Something's really screwed up
Something's really screwed up
Something's really messed up

She's green, Something's really messed up
Something's really messed up
Something's really screwed up
Something's really screwed up
Something's really ****ed up
Something's really ****ed up
Something's really messed up

We order dinner and we talk 'bout stuff
And we both wonder how did this happen?
Last time I checked skin colour doesn't change
We talked about it, it seemed really strange
People are staring while we drive through town
So when when we get home, we rush straight inside
But in the kitchen, you know what I see?
It is my lawyer, and he has turned PINK!

He's pink, what is wrong with my life?
What is wrong with my life?
Something's wrong with my life
Something's wrong with my life
Something's up with my life
Something's up with my life
What is wrong with my life?

He's pink, something weird's going on
Something weird's going on
Something odd's going on
Something odd's going on
Something queer's going on
Something queer's going on
Something weird's going on

Inside and outside
Guys I know, and they're all changing colours
Why's my Dad turned red? He hates that colour, what the heck?
So since when did God go mad with his paints
Or maybe my brain has gone a-missing

I'm blue, tell me man, what the hell?
She is green, what the hell?
He is red, what the hell?
She's chestnut, what the hell?
He is cream, what the hell?
She's deep peach, what the hell?
He is pink, what the hell?

He's gold, tell me man, what the hell?
She is jade, what the hell?
He's khaki, what the hell?
She's maroon, what the hell?
He is mauve, , what the hell?
She's silver, what the hell?
Tell me man, what the hell?
Slag is a Transformer curse word. Smeg is a curse word from Red Dwarf. Frell is a curse word from Farscape. And **** is one we all should know ;)
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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 30

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   3
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 4   0
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 5   25
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Jack Wilson - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Awesome job! 5s
littleCupCakes - January 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Hi, I'm "amber". Nice Knightly parody!1
Agrimorfee - January 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow, I didn't remember this tune having so many verses. Gotta listen to it again (sadly!).
Matthias - January 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Now that's surreal! Great work on turning the song in itself, it's always good to see somebody able to do this to a song. I loved the line "So since when did God go mad with his paints"... And I'm with Aggy, I don't remember this song being so long, but when I watched the Youtube video I guess it really is.
Agrimorfee - January 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Having listened now, the best parts were where you matched their rhymes.
Jack Wilson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
See above!
Kristof Robertson - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.8) Wonderfully nutso, bobpie....although I detest the OS, I love the way you've decorated it! Big 555
Arwen - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Decathlon...colorful indeed...and to one of thos obnoxious one hit wonder songs that I'll probably have in my head for days now...thanks!
stuart mcarthur - January 30, 2008 - Report this comment
(dec2.8) as I said when you came up with the idea, brilliant idea bobpie - I reckon the Hulk might have got mixed up in your cast of characters somewhere too - 555
Below Average Dave (badave.com) - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very creative idea. . .and I have a strong agreeance with Arwen on one hit wonders stuck in my head from this round (except this one was one of two by Eifel that made it big (Move Your Body))
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice job on this one, didn't leave me feeling blue. Got the surreal part nailed.
The Charnstar - February 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wowsers, I gotta say... I never even knew this song had feasable lyrics... that could be parodied.... and just for the word "smeg" I'm giving you fives... but you REALLY don't wanna know the origin of the word... Great stuff, man!
MAds - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Got the point. Usally people aren't blue.
Jason - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Very well written. I think this may be a winner. 555
Peter Andersson - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
SOTM - You need to go see a doctor right away TCOP, I fear you got severe cyanosis...
Animal - February 12, 2008 - Report this comment
This reminds me of that question "Why are the hulk's pants purple?".
Matthias - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Nice to revisit this one. It was a front runner in Decathlon, and it might do pretty well in SOTM as well... Only time can tell on this one buddy.
Max Power - February 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Should be among the top 5
Guy - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM-JAN) Quoting line from parody:

Last time I checked skin colour doesn't change

Unless you are Mchael Jackson. Great execution.
Michael Mcvey - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
OK, let me ask you a question. Did you also shrink to the height of three apples?
wannabemustangjockey - February 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well that's an irritating OS. Your parody is quite decent in comparison.
Jeff Reuben - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Cool to read again, see above!
Phil Alexander - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
What WBMJ said...
Kristof Robertson - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above. Astonishingly odd!
Below Average Dave - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I don't hate the OS, as I said before it's interesting, and original. . .I think this was an ok parody TCOP, but I can't say that it's the same quality I've seen in previous SOTM's by you, not bad, but I know your last Dec2 would probably fair better:)
Jack Wilson - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
See above!
Invisible Boy - February 29, 2008 - Report this comment
This parody left me azure with envy. Great job.
Matthias - June 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Somebody has been watching too much Doug. My favorite line was: "Drive to the restaurant 'Le Cordon Blue'". One of your most original ones Cop and a great take on this dance hit.
Mark Scotti - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC Loved this hidden gem that i missed the first time around. "True Blue" to my vote of fives...
Abbott Skelding - June 16, 2010 - Report this comment
ABC: Great stuff, I'm suprised no one thought of this beforehand...even Eiffel 65 didn't think of it, he just turns blue and no one says anything? lol, the pacing was a little off in a few places, but great job!
Below Average Dave - June 19, 2010 - Report this comment
You can't watch too much "Doug" . . . see above, not far above mind you, but above none the less
Agrimorfee - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Deja bleu
Andria - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC I & J) Great job on one of the few 90s boy-band songs I liked when current. (this site is enhancing my musical tastes beyond the 1920s-up oldies and jazz, 80s and 90s rock and 70s-90s country that I was into solely for years). Paint these 5s blue.
Christie Marie M - July 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC I/J) Nice showing your (and everybody's) true colors, T-COP! This song 'blue' me away! Here are my favorite colors: Cerulean, Celadon, Aqua, Navy, Cadet, Azure, and Cornflower. Those are my monochromatic shades of blue for you. Cool! Hopefully 555's can cure your blues!
Claude Prez - September 05, 2017 - Report this comment
Thanks to Matthias for bringing this to my attention. Add me to list of people who found the original less than appealing...great great approach here; very nice job.

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