-> "The Only Jokes You See Are Crude"
Original Song Title:
"The Only Hope for Me Is You"
Parody Song Title:
"The Only Jokes You See Are Crude"
The Lyrics
This ain't for me, it ain't for me
This ain't for me, it ain't for me
This ain't for me, it ain't for me
There, there is the crap
That just makes me tune out and off the damn TV
The same old schtick
Obsessed with genitals and other naughty bits
When it's not that, someone gets stabbed
Not really cartoonish though it's animated, not well
Don't understand why you dragged me
Over to watch, not my cup of tea
I don't like the only jokes they use
Because, man, the only jokes you see
Are centred around bodily holes
Or making some more of their own
Not saying liking that is wrong
Just when the only jokes you see are crude, I groan
You can tell me
It's so exaggerated that you laugh, but see
That doesn't work
When ev'ry single gag's designed for some outrage
From stale cutaways to how the plot's built
Out of barely anything that will stick in your brain, it's swill
Not sure why you thought I should see
These intensely nauseating scenes
I don't like the only jokes they use
Because, man, the only jokes you see
They go on and on and on and on
Whether it's swears or something gross
If you can handle that, not wrong
Just when the only jokes you see are crude, I moan
The only jokes you see
The only jokes you see are crude
The only jokes you see are crude
The only jokes you see are crude
The only jokes you see are crude
The only jokes
This ain't the one where I will see
What I have been missing finally
I don't like the only jokes they use
Because, man, the only jokes you see
Are rooted in hate and bile and dongs
Wouldn't pay for that or download
Have fun but by yourself, ain't wrong
Just when the only jokes you see are crude, I groan
The only jokes you see are crude (this ain't for me), the only jokes you see are crude (it ain't for me)
The only jokes you see are crude (this ain't for me), the only jokes you see are crude, they blow (it ain't for me)
The only jokes you see are crude (this ain't for me), the only jokes you see are crude (it ain't for me)
The only jokes you see are crude (this ain't for me), the only jokes you see are crude, they blow
This ain't for me, it ain't for me
This ain't for me, it ain't for me
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