-> "Enter Ant-Man"
Original Song Title:
"Enter Sandman"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Enter Ant-Man"
The Lyrics
Shrink in size, grow back up
Doesn't sound like much
As powers, they might su-u-uck
But to Pym, he will kick
Your ass mighty quick
Thanks to science-y stu-u-uff
Pym Particle do-oses
Invented one rough ni-ight
Shrink in size
Brain's still bri-ight
Control ants
Hence why they call him Ant-Man
Don't forget Hank Pym's wife
One Janet Van Dy-yne
Can also shrink in si-i-ize
She has wings, thin as wire
Gets to be a flyer
And she can sting someti-imes, yeah
Sounds like total no-onsense
It's comics, so you're ri-ight
They both fight
At small si-i-ize
Kicking ass
They're called The Wasp and Ant-Man
Heh-heh
In later issues, it seems (what I've read online, it seems)
New names and abilities (giant-size now, that's handy)
Yellowjacket sounds okay (though just a diff'rent bug's name)
Giant-Man, no, that's just lame (descriptive, but still quite lame)
Others take up the mantle, I've heard
Scott Lang, he has this baby girl
Stole the Ant-Man suit, but Pym let
Him keep it, because reasons
They all fight
Lots of cri-ime
Disrupt plans
Day and night
Varied si-i-ize
Justice stands
As long as there's an Ant-Man
Yeah, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh
Oh, yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Oh-ooh-oh
Oh, oh, oh, please understand
That's all I know 'bout Ant-Man
Don't be ma-ad
Skipped Eric O'Grady, damn
Can't wait 'til the movie, man
Hard to avoid spoilers, damn
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