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Song Parodies -> "Enter Ant-Man"

Original Song Title:

"Enter Sandman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Enter Ant-Man"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

In which I talk about Ant-Man. Because there's a movie coming out, duh. Enjoy!
Shrink in size, grow back up
Doesn't sound like much
As powers, they might su-u-uck
But to Pym, he will kick
Your ass mighty quick
Thanks to science-y stu-u-uff

Pym Particle do-oses
Invented one rough ni-ight

Shrink in size
Brain's still bri-ight
Control ants
Hence why they call him Ant-Man

Don't forget Hank Pym's wife
One Janet Van Dy-yne
Can also shrink in si-i-ize
She has wings, thin as wire
Gets to be a flyer
And she can sting someti-imes, yeah

Sounds like total no-onsense
It's comics, so you're ri-ight

They both fight
At small si-i-ize
Kicking ass
They're called The Wasp and Ant-Man
Heh-heh

In later issues, it seems (what I've read online, it seems)
New names and abilities (giant-size now, that's handy)
Yellowjacket sounds okay (though just a diff'rent bug's name)
Giant-Man, no, that's just lame (descriptive, but still quite lame)
Others take up the mantle, I've heard
Scott Lang, he has this baby girl
Stole the Ant-Man suit, but Pym let
Him keep it, because reasons

They all fight
Lots of cri-ime
Disrupt plans
Day and night
Varied si-i-ize
Justice stands
As long as there's an Ant-Man
Yeah, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh
Oh, yeah-ee-yeah-eah
Oh-ooh-oh

Oh, oh, oh, please understand
That's all I know 'bout Ant-Man
Don't be ma-ad
Skipped Eric O'Grady, damn
Can't wait 'til the movie, man
Hard to avoid spoilers, damn

One question...is it too late to change the name?

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