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Song Parodies -> "Bright 'n' Early"

Original Song Title:

"Ridin'"

Original Performer:

Chamillionaire ft. Krayzie Bone

Parody Song Title:

"Bright 'n' Early"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

I'm mostly certain I haven't covered this topic before but even if I have, I'm not letting that title sub go to waste, y'feel me?
They hear me snorin' while layin'
And so they all try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
I want them thrown out, they're asses
There's no way in hell I'd wake up bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me (yeah) bright 'n' early

I have a dream that y'all would leave me be (now), don't switch on the light, freakin' hate those beams (ow)
Prefer to take my time, I don't need to see ev'ry fiber and speck of dust, please, no need
Try to act real smooth with your "We'll pull up right on your curtain string, that shows us
As compromise-capable" Know what? As garbage goes, that is a full truck (whoo!)
Sure, can call me lazy, Ol' Lazy Bones, that's how I roll, can drive you mad and crazy
But all your words have failed to persuade me why wakin' up later's bad, so maybe (you can wait)
You can take all the sunlight you wanna flash and stuff in the one place it never shines, I'm mad enough
That near ev'ry mornin' you blind me, that's shit but you piss and moan that I'm not grateful, that's so nuts
You've got good intentions, that I know (know) since you shout 'em constantly, blows (blows)
List of the benefits as I groan since although I've closed my eyes, still an afterglow (sucks)
Cut it out, how are you so stupid? E'vry day you pull this, a recurrent nuisance
Somehow real alert yet can't see me fumin', it's just like that classic sayin': think you're cruisin' for a massive bruisin'

You've heard me moanin', complainin'
Yet no stoppin', still want me up bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
The sun is too loud, can't stand it
I don't work like you, can't wake up bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early

Even if you're not throwin' glow, you're still makin' sure that I notice
You want my ass to go though I know bro's bogus, sleep-in's won't hurt, what's hurtin' is my ears, not burnin'
Stingin' and cringin' from the decibels that you're singin' in and hittin' shit that's ringin' in
The fact it's mornin', ev'rybody is up, well, not the whole of us, bud, since otherwise, I'd be wrong and I'm not
See, that's the problem that I'm findin' (findin') past the sounds that you're blastin' through my walls
Hittin' pots and pans, damn loud bird calls, playin' lots of bad thrash metal songs, don't
Your nonsense that's aimed at me kinda travels around, down the whole street
Knock-knock's common because you see me flopped down as somethin' we need to fix quickly
Disturbin' the peace, a law you love to ignore will drop
'Bout a couple hundred fat tons of fines on y'all, you've gotta stop
Or you will lose all of the bucks you drop on more post-grunge slop and that's a problem, dawg
There's better stuff to spend dosh on, you should care about more than my mornin' flair

Anger's explodin', I'm ragin'
You don't care 'cause it means I'm up bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Blast metal so loud, headbangin'
And only 'cause you want me up bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early

And ev'ry time I blow my stack, you try to go and flip the script, say I wouldn't need help to go
If I stopped droppin' low late at night, you hope that an early sleep will counteract my mornin' groans
I'm afraid you'll find me with another fact that I have told you, you won't like it
Didn't the past few hundred times, I'll keep tryin' (keep tryin') 'til you stop denyin', just becomes standard whinin'
Doesn't matter the time that I crash (crash) into bed, I always wake up bad (bad)
Ten pm? Two in the mornin'? Mad, I will never pop into "awake" mode, man
I'm only a mornin' type of man if I've got shit to do, got plans that need me in a far less laggy mood
That's the only time that I'll wake up bright 'n' early and even then, I still don't share your attitude (haha)
Might catch flack from you but if I have a few of whatever you take to pep-up, it's true
Only then, maybe, would my ass zoom, matchin' the levels of you knobs, could overtake you
Go through this song-and-dance near ev'ry day, it blows, could run down the script with both of my eyes closed
Why must we go through all these motions? We could throw (nah) out all of this bollocks and be much better roommates, bro, that a no?

Sick of your moanin', it's gratin'
It blows, face the facts, I won't wake bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Your bitchin's so loud, can't stand it
There's no way to make me wake up bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
My eyes can't focus, they're strainin'
They don't have the strength to wake up bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
I want you thrown out and banished
I loathe your attempts to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early
Try to wake me bright 'n' early, try to wake me bright 'n' early

What I will let go to waste is that outro with the car accident. Kinda undermines the song about not actually ridin' dirty to end with a drunk driving incident, IMO.

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