-> "Begun"
Original Song Title:
"The One"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Begun"
The Lyrics
You, sir, are done
Oh-oh-oh
Your ass just got stomped in the dirt, dude
All of your henchman have died
Not 'cause of us, your fault, true
'Cause all your shots went so wide
Now you lie on your knees
Just been stopped by a gang of teens
How you'll react, my bet's on "cry"
When I say your plan's dead, what's your line?
"It's just begun"? What's just begun?
No, I'm pretty sure right now you're done
This ends tonight, death? Jail? Both fine
You've got nowhere to go, that line's dumb
"It's just begun"? Dude, you're screwed
Your castle's one big rubble pile
Curse has been undone, hate to tell you
Wait, no, that is a big lie
'Cause I love telling freaks
That their dragon's become a feast
For the whole land they tried to blight
But despite all that, you say your line:
"It's just begun"? What's just begun?
You've got nothing left, jack to build from
Vic'try denied, straight lost tonight
We went through your notes, nixed your backups
"It's just begun"? Dude, you're screwed
Accept it instead of more lies
It's kinda sad to see you
Pretend there's some scheme that'll prove
That you've got more to reveal
Suck it up, asshole, get real
"It's just begun, all in due time
I'll see you all weep I was right
It's just begun, just need some time"
Come on, shut up
"It's just begun" (oh, come on)? What's just begun?
Are you trying to psych us out, bud?
Won't work tonight (you're not bright), you've no lifelines
Can't just say words for later retcons
That you're not done, nothing's begone, the end's in sight
Weapons have sundered, no rune lines (no spell rune lines)
Enchanted glove's been torn, that's right (torn to shreds, right)
Clothes burnt to dust, can't stop this knife
"It's just begun"? Dude, you're screwed
Your bullshit won't earn you your life
Your end's begun
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