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Song Parodies -> "Don't Give Me That Stuffin'"

Original Song Title:

"Give Me All Your Luvin'"

Original Performer:

Madonna ft. Nicki Minaj & M.I.A.

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Give Me That Stuffin'"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2012 self-challenge. Stuffing. Me no like it. Simple premise, no?
I-C-K, don't want it
N-O way, might vomit

I love roast chicken, but the part you've plopped on my plate (I-C-K, don't want it)
It's not the chicken but the gross crap underneath, it's lame (N-O way, might vomit)
Don't tell me to try it, I've done that and cried
I hate that pile of glop
Even on the side, a stomach-turnin' sight to see
So please don't give me that gross slop

I ha-ate the barest taste of that beige-ish gunk that you've served
Can't I have my chi-icken plain? This treatment ain't what I deserve
Don't give me that stuffin', I hate that stuff
You'll ruin my lunch today
Don't give me that stuffin', can't stand that stuff
Don't want my chicken thigh to touch that shite, okay?

I-C-K, don't want it
N-O way, might vomit

Don't know what's in that stuff, don't tell me cause I might throw up (I-C-K, don't want it)
All that I want from you is a piece that ain't tainted, bud (N-O way, might vomit)
Keep it off my plate, I've got food inside
Which would be a waste to barf
Not table talk? I couldn't care less, right
That stuff is awful, give it up

Sure so-omeone else's plate would be fine with a double serve
And no, I can't si-imply scrape it off, I suck at that, you jerk
Don't give me that stuffin', I hate that stuff
'Twil ruin my lunch today (cause I hate that stuff)
Don't give me that stuffin', I loathe that stuff
No chicken wing of mine needs that pure shite, okay?

I don't want that crud (I don't want that crud, boy)
It won't bring me joy, it'll sap my joy, oy
You can't say that I'm just a wuss afraid to like
No, I've tried some, 'kay? Can't erase that point from time, uh
Ain't some kind of bluff (I've spoken)
I'm no contrarian, I'm loathin'
I hate stuffin', you see, my emotions
Are true, get over it, uh

I won't have a B-I-T
My tastes don't change at all, you see (it's true)
Sick of tellin' Y-O-U
About the things that I won't eat (friggin' thick)
I will gag, prick (gag), if I have a bit
Don't be moronic, please stop it, just spare me this shit
The whole table is sick of your little schtick-schtick
I'm not gonna budge, yeah, rather eat floor grits

You're dri-ivin' me insane bein' a real insistent jerk
"Put some gravy o-on it!" Mate, I've told you that tactic won't work
Don't give me that stuffin', I hate that stuff
I-C-K, don't want it (really hate that stuff)
Don't give me that stuffin', won't eat that stuff
N-O way, might vomit
Don't give me that stuffin', I hate that stuff (stuffin')
You'll ruin my lunch today (really hate that stuff)
Don't give me that stuffin', can't stand that stuff (yuck, yuck)
Give it up because my meal's cold as ice, okay (yuck, yuck)?

The worst part is getting a quarter chicken 'n' chips from Red Rooster and finding a decently sized chip right in the stuffing. What a waste!

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