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Song Parodies -> "Angry Birds"

Original Song Title:

"Young Girls"

Original Performer:

Bruno Mars

Parody Song Title:

"Angry Birds"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

My tribute to the popular game series. Why? Because it's been on my mind since I saw the movie trailer the other day. This is how my brain works.
Not a ga-amer, frankly
Not my favoured medium
But those bi-irds so angry
Oh, it cures my tedium
The plot's quite simple, I won't lie
The birds' eggs get stolen away
By the enemy who's quite porcine
So you must fling birds their wa-ay
Until those pigs are squa-uashed (ah-ah)
May sound like a big load of to-osh (ah-ah)
You're not wro-o-ong (ah-ah)

But these flu-ung wi-ild birds
Are so much fun for me (they're so much fun for me)
Yeah, these flu-ung wi-ild birds
Murdering pigs with glee
Makes sense to me
Love these flu-ung wi-ild birds
When I'm stuck on the loo (stuck here on the loo)
Yeah, these flu-ung wi-ild birds
Pass time in the best way, dude
That much is true-ue-ue-ue

Lots of birds to choose from, right
Red's the basic type, he-e's not lame
Chuck is fa-a-aster when he flies
And Bomb's his own description, 'kay?
Oh, this game's such a good waste of time
Flinging birds at piggy life
Sometimes it's a cinch, sometimes hard as shit
Don't get mad, thou-ough, no, I do-on't
I just slow down and sto-op (ah-ah)
Take a break then turn it back o-on (ah-ah)
No blown to-o-o-ops (ah-ah)

Love these flu-ung wi-ild birds
Hurling Terence with glee (he's a fat Red, you see)
All these flu-ung wi-ild birds
Crushing those damn piggies
With skin so green
Love these flu-ung wi-ild birds
Not just one game, it's true (lots of games, it's true)
Yeah, these flu-ung wi-ild birds
Have Transformer versions, true
And Star Wars, too-oo-oo-oo
True-ue-ue-ue, true-ue-ue-ue-ue
True, true-ue-ue-ue, true-ue-ue-ue-ue
Yeah-eah, true, true-ue-ue-ue, true-ue-ue-ue-ue
True, true-ue-ue-ue, true-ue-ue-ue-ue

Love these flu-ung wi-ild birds
So many spin-offs, see (a ton of spin-offs, see)
Yeah, these flu-ung wi-ild birds
Practice dexterity
I'm crap, you see
Love these flu-ung wi-ild birds
Not good at it, it's true (pretty bad, it's true)
Yeah, these flu-ung wi-ild birds
Nothing else better to do
Keep playing, du-u-u-ude

To be honest, I haven't actually played any of the Angry Birds games. This is because a) I don't have any disposable income, b) the only platform it's on that I have is the 360 and there's a lot of other games I'd prefer to save my money for and c) even if I did have it on my phone or whatever, my hands are way too shaky to reliably play it. So the part of the parody where I suck at it is true to life, at least.

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Peter Andersson - October 08, 2015 - Report this comment
The three biggest sports in Finland (or so I'm told) are javelin throwing, knife throwing and vodka drinking - can you see how that kinda came together when Angry Birds was invented - I can!
Jeff Reuben - October 22, 2015 - Report this comment
I was addicted to this game for months. Nice job putting it into verse!
Matthias - October 22, 2015 - Report this comment
Even though I downloaded this game I only played it a couple of times like Candy Crush it never really held my attention too long and I don't understand how they can turn this game into a full length motion picture but it's going to be awful I'm willing to bet.
Arwen - October 27, 2015 - Report this comment
I loved this game for quite a while...this actually makes me want to play again. Loved this..."flung wild birds" is going to be in my head forever now...Nice work!!
Agrimorfee - October 31, 2015 - Report this comment
This is the only video game that matters to me in my lifetime currently. You can download it for free on an Android smartphone. Not quite a funny parody , but serviceable.
Max Power - November 02, 2015 - Report this comment
Better than Flappy, I could tell you that.
Abbott Skelding - November 03, 2015 - Report this comment
A solid tribute to a game I had a slight addiction to as well. My favorite line is "when I'm stuck on the loo"...that's the best time to play ANY game on your phone. Nicely done!
Blaydeman - November 04, 2015 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I really liked this parody, TCOP. It was a very whimsical and fun tribute that actually felt really passionate. I wasn't al that into the game myself, but this makes me want to get into it now, especially with the movie coming out next summer (which actually looks good surprisingly LOL). Great job with this one!
Rob Arndt - November 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Movie comes out May 20, 2016 (US)...

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