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Song Parodies -> "Faulty Insurance"

Original Song Title:

"God Is a Woman"

Original Performer:

Ariana Grande

Parody Song Title:

"Faulty Insurance"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Fairly self-evident stuff here. Dude bought car insurance, turned out to be crap. Whuh-oh!
You, you lied to me, you huge douche
I fell for such a con, you just suck
Don't you call me a dunce
You sold me faulty insurance
Now I, I'm gonna spend my whole life
Collectin' cash to pay my huge sum
Because of what you've done
You sold me faulty insurance

Wouldn't let me read the file, yeah
Shoulda been the first bad sign, yeah
But you swore it was alright, yeah
And it's my first time doin' this, I'm kinda awkward
So I thought you had made my day
Not a lot that I had to pay
To be certain that I'd be safe
From anything and ev'rything, that sounded awesome (yeah)
But when I first bumped the thing, you had some lumps for me (yeah)
You'd hidden a ton of fees that kept on doubling (yeah)
Heard car sellers were a jerk, you take the cake, you see
Must you drain me?

You, you screwed me over, you douche
Backstabbed me with this con, you just suck
My bank account's been flushed
You sold me faulty insurance
Now I, I'll never spend one more dime
Because each one will go right to one
Asshole who did me wrong
You sold me faulty insurance

You told me ev'rything I should know
Was very minimal, just one call
Would wrap things up fast, no paywall (hmm-mmm-oh-oh)
Wish I had the experience to spot that bullshit, yeah
Claim you're diff'rent from the rest
You only want the best out of my wrecks (yeah)
Should have guessed and planned for the twist
That "the best" means for you and not for me, you bastard (yeah)
Cause what I was covered for was worded carefully (ooh, yeah)
To exclude from what you paid for just 'bout ev'rything (yeah, yeah)
I'd only be covered for scrapin' one of my knees (uh)
Two? That's more fees (whoo! Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh)

You, you swindled me, you huge douche (ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Pushed me into this con, you just suck
Now I'm straight outta luck
You sold me faulty insurance
Now I, I wish you could be sued, right
But lawyers must be paid, right? You're scum
Made sure that can't be done
You sold me faulty insurance, yeah-ee-yeah

Faulty insurance (yeah-ee-yeah)
Faulty insurance, yeah (uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh (you suck), yeah-eah)
Bud, you deserve such a punch
You sold me faulty insurance (so full with faults)
Faulty insurance (oh, yeah-eah-eah)
Faulty insurance, yeah (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Sucks, should get kicked in the nuts
You sold me faulty insurance

Wrote this as I just bought my first car, so I'm hoping I'm not jinxing myself here.

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